Chuck Norris ‘facts’ have been circulating around the Internet since 2005, but they’ve never been more prevalent than they were on March 10. Fans worldwide celebrated the actor’s 70th (yep, 70th!) birthday by posting the most hilarious ‘facts’ about Chuck on Twitter — check out some of our favorites below!
Happy 70th birthday, Chuck Norris! According to your legions of fans you’re timeless and essentially immortal, so hopefully you spent your day kicking and punching your way to glory, as per the usual.