Between Lynette’s thievery, Susan’s sex dreams & Gabby’s fake pie, this week’s ‘Housewives’ served up a recipe for disaster.
When Desperate Housewives returns next season, it might just need to be re-titled Single Ladies, as almost every couple on Wisteria Lane is headed for splits-ville. Read on for a full breakdown of the troubled twosomes and vote: Which pair do YOU think has the least chance of surviving the season’s final few episodes?

Gabby had a major revelation last night… but will she learn from it? Probably not.
The Feb. 20 episode of Desperate Housewives should have been called “Daddy Issues,” because that’s exactly what the residents of Wisteria Lane struggled with for the entire hour. Gabby was forced to “confront” her dead, abusive stepfather; Bree helped Keith deal with his newly-revealed son; and Paul and Zach finally dealt with the biggest issue between them: Mary Alice’s suicide.

Paul enlisted the help of his mortal enemy Feb. 13 to find out who tried to kill him. As it turns out, the answer was… kind of obvious.
It was Zach (Cody Kasch), okay? Zach Young shot his daddy (Mark Moses) point blank after last winter’s big riot. I’m sorry to come to right out and say it without a big “spoiler alert,” but wasn’t it obvious at this point? It was even obvious to Paul, who asked Mike (James Denton) to track down his biological drug-addict son personally. But maybe Mike should have been paying less attention to Zach and more attention to his wife…