Spoiler alert! Don’t read on until you’ve seen the March 11 episode of ‘Desperate Housewives.’
Even though most of us knew about tonight’s major death a few days ago, the March 11 episode of Desperate Housewives was nothing short of heartbreaking. The final scene between Mike (James Denton) and Susan (Teri Hatcher) on the porch literally ripped me to pieces, as she thanked him for always being there to protect people, and he told her — for the last time — just how much he really loved her.
The victim’s name was leaked in court, and in true ‘Desperate Housewives’ fashion, the news was followed by audible gasps.
Well, folks, we all knew a huge death was coming up on the March 11 episode of Desperate Housewives — and now we know whose name will be appearing on the tombstone! While many viewers assumed we’d be bidding farewell to Mrs. McClusky, whose cancer is back and more serious than ever, the real victim’s name leaked during courtroom proceedings.
The stalking, the letters, the murder — Bree knows about everything!
The March 4 episode of Desperate Housewives felt a little like a filler — especially after the juicy developments we got during February sweeps — until Bree (Marcia Cross) paid a visit to Orson’s (Kyle MacLachlan) apartment and learned the truth. About everything. The revelation led to a fiery confrontation, in which Bree told Orson he meant “nothing” to her. Am I the only one who thinks that wasn’t too smart? Hell hath no fury like a wheelchair-bound psychopath scorned.
Courtney allegedly two-timed her ex-boyfriend. Should Ben be concerned?
Rumors have been floating around the internet that while Bachelor Ben Flajnik‘s front-runner Courtney Robertson was dating Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe in 2005, she was cheating on him with another man. But Courtney’s dad Rick Robertson says that his daughter is a good girl.
Share your theories & vote for which Fairview resident you think will (or should) bite the dust. I’m dying to find out!
It’s too bad real-estate goddess Edie Britt (Nicolette Sheridan) isn’t around anymore, because there’s about to be a vacancy on Wisteria Lane! Entertainment Weekly is reporting that a “major character” will be killed off Desperate Housewives on an episode scheduled for March 2012, and to give you an idea of just how shocking the death will be, the cast was just informed of the tragic twist last week!
Plus, Bree embraces her bad side — and I like it!
While I will never retract my previous statements about Susan (Teri Hatcher) being the dumbest housewife on Wisteria Lane, I will say she got really lucky on the Jan. 22 episode of Desperate Housewives. Alejandro’s wife Claudia (Justina Machado) showed up on Susan’s doorstep this week demanding answers, and when Susan’s big mouth got her even deeper in the hole, Gaby (Eva Longoria) decided to reveal the truth. All of it.
Plus, Susan blows the big murder secret — again! When will that stupid lady stop being stupid?
If you were hoping the Jan. 15 episode of Desperate Housewives would give us the answer to any of this season’s big mysteries — who killed Chuck who’s been sending those letters, to name a few — you’re out of luck. But this week’s episode did present a few new developments in the lives of Wisteria Lane’s finest, including the arrival of a dangerous new enemy!
Watch a preview video of tonight’s ‘Desperate Housewives’ and vote!
A lot of things can get in the way of a perfectly good friendship — and it turns out murder is one of those things. Tensions between the women of Wisteria Lane are running so high on the Jan. 15 episode of Desperate Housewives that it’s not even fair to call them friends.
Another week, another twist in the season-long mystery. Who do YOU think has been sending these letters?
We may not know exactly who killed Chuck Vance (Jonathan Cake), but we got a pretty major clue on the Jan. 8 episode of Desperate Housewives — and like all good clues, it was saved until the final minutes. The same mystery person who sent the Mary Alice-esque letter to Bree (Marcia Cross) in the season premiere gifted her with a follow-up note this week: “You’re welcome.” Politeness has never been so chilling.
‘Desperate Housewives’ returns Jan. 8! Watch a preview video of the winter premiere.
The residents of Wisteria Lane have a lot to feel guilty about these days. Not only are Desperate Housewives‘ four leading ladies still sweating it out over burying a body in the woods, but now someone has killed Chuck (Jonathan Cake), the detective assigned to the case — and everyone’s a suspect.
Bree’s back to hitting the bottle again on the Dec. 4 episode!
Bad things happen when Bree (Marcia Cross) falls off the wagon — but would she actually stoop so low as to steal Ben (Charles Mesure) right out from René’s (Vanessa Williams)? On the Dec. 4 episode of Desperate Housewives, a boozy Bree is spotted getting close with Ben on his doorstep, and René looks about as shocked as we are!
A picture is worth a thousand words, or in Susan’s case, just one: GUILTY!
These goosebumps on my arm can mean only two things: Either I forgot to pay my heating bill, or the Nov. 13 episode of Desperate Housewives was just that good. Chuck (Jonathan Cake) is almost finished figuring out what happened to Gaby’s (Eva Longoria) stepfather — and you know what was a huge help? Susan’s (Teri Hatcher) painting of the four women standing over his dead body!
Watch a preview clip from tonight’s all-new episode of ‘Desperate Housewives!’ Are the girls finally about to get caught?
I didnt like Chuck (Jonathan Cake) while he was dating Bree (Marcia Cross), and I definitely don’t like him now that they’re broken up. In this preview clip from the Nov. 13 episode of Desperate Housewives, Bree’s obnoxious ex returns to further grill her about the night Gaby’s (Eva Longoria) stepfather went missing — which might not be a smart move, considering most of the men who threaten the women of Wisteria Lane end up dead. And buried in the woods.
Now two more people know about the murder! How much longer can the ‘Housewives’ keep their secret?
This season’s Desperate Housewives mystery has been pretty predictable thus far, but I have to admit the Nov. 6 episode threw me for a loop. Bree (Marcia Cross) discovered that Ben (Charles Mesure) is the one who dug up Gaby’s (Eva Longoria) stepfather’s corpse last week, but what’s even more surprising is that he’s actually helping her keep the murder a secret!
Chuck? Ben? Who is onto the women’s deadly secret? Let the guessing game begin!
If there was any doubt in your mind that the women of Wisteria Lane are secretly grown-up versions of the Pretty Little Liars, the Oct. 30 episode of Desperate Housewives solidified that fact. A night of tricks and treats ended with the season’s spookiest scene yet: Lynette (Felicity Huffman), Bree (Marcia Cross) and Gaby (Eva Longoria) running through the woods with flashlights — only to discover that Gaby’s stepfather’s body was missing!
Suffer from #FOMO?
Sign up for our daily newsletter!