Ay caramba! The Nov. 7 season premiere of ‘Vanderpump Rules’ kicked off with a bang, as Jax spread a sick rumor about his own girlfriend, Brittany, telling everyone he walked in on Kristen ‘chowing down on [her] Kentucky muffin.’ (Those were Lisa’s words, not ours.)
Yes, that’s right. Jax causes major trouble for Brittany on the Nov. 7 season premiere of Vanderpump Rules, when he tells EVERYONE that he walked in on Kristen going down on her.
“If I f***ed up, Brittany would be all over that with all her girlfriends,” Jax said. “But I guess if she does something I’m weirded out by, I just got to keep my mouth shut.” However, Jax did everything EXCEPT keep his mouth shut. There wasn’t a person he didn’t tell about Kristen and Brittany’s steamy hookup, but his girlfriend vehemently denied anything like that ever happened.
“I’ve kissed girls, like, drunk, but Kristen and I did not hook up, she did not go down on me,” Brittany said. “I cannot make this any more clear: I am strictly dickly.” (Is she trying to convince us, or herself? Hmm…)
Brittany actually got so mad with Jax that she threatened to move back to Kentucky if he didn’t “shut his f***ing mouth.”
Meanwhile, Stassi, who is back full-time this season, rallied the girls against James and Lala, who disgustingly fat-shamed Katie. At the annual OK! Magazine party, James and Lala poked fun at the group, telling everyone they must not have worked on their summer bodies. But even worse, James purposely asked Katie if she was pregnant. Then, he pretended to jerk off with a cup of cranberries before throwing them at the group.
Katie went into full attack mode and tried persuading Tom Sandoval and Ariana to unfriend James and Lala. Tom Schwartz didn’t like that Katie tried doing that, and he even blamed some of her behavior on Stassi’s full-time return to the group. He said that since Stassi returned, Katie has been drinking a lot more and causing drama. She, however, got upset with Tom Schwartz for not taking her side.
It looks like it’s going to be one heck of a season! We can’t wait to see what happens next.
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