It seems Amber, 32, wasn’t a big fan of Brangelina. After hearing that Angelina, 41, had filed for divorce from Brad, 61, Muva posted a pic of Angie getting groped by her ex-husband, Billy Bob, 61, back when they were a couple. “I sooo want my tits grabbed on the red carpet like this,” she said on Instagram on Sept. 21.
“He’s probably telling her the nastiest things in her ear too. Damn they don’t make ‘em like Billy Bob anymore,” she added. Move over, Shakespeare. Muva has arrived when it comes to the language of love. Angie and Billy Bob were married from 2000-03, and it seems Amber felt nostalgic for this “nasty” couple. She also tagged the post “#TotesJels #Shmood #HoeisLife.” She also indicated that she’ll “elaborate more” on the Loveline podcast on Sept. 22.
There’s just one major problem with Amber’s plan. Billy’s currently off the market. He and makeup effects wizard Connie Angland, 51, tied the knot on Oct. 22, 2014, according to PEOPLE. The two began dating in 2003 and they have a daughter together.
This is Billy’s sixth marriage – yes, that’s right. Sixth. Prior to that, he was married to Melissa Lee Gatlin, Toni Lawrence, Cynda Williams, Peitra Dawn Cherniak and, of course, Angelina. He was also engaged to actress Laura Dern, but she missed her chance to enter the “Billy Bob Ex-Wives Club.”
It’s so nice that Amber remembered Billy during a time whenever everyone was thinking about Brad’s ex, Jennifer Anniston, 47. Brad infamously left his then-wife, Jennifer, after falling for Angie while working with her on Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Hearing that Brangelina was no more, fans celebrated the news by posting one Jennifer meme after another. Billy Bob can rest easy knowing that at least someone out there still ships him and Angelina.
What do you think about Amber’s reaction to Angelina’s breakup, HollywoodLifers? Were you a fan of Angie and Billy Bob?