Ladies and gentleman, Chris Pratt’s wife has confirmed what we were all hoping to find out one day: his private parts are a masterpiece. Okay, Anna Faris didn’t actually use the word “masterpiece,” but chances are that she wouldn’t disagree — especially after you hear what she said about Chris on her podcast!
“Have you seen my husband’s balls?” Anna asked actress Aubrey Plaza, who was a guest on Anna Faris Is Unqualified‘s Jan. 12 episode. The question almost came out of nowhere, and just so we’re clear Aubrey’s answer was no. But apparently she was missing out, because Anna’s next bold statement was, “They’re incredible.”
“You would remember, because they are some sexy balls,” Anna goes on, obviously gushing about her well-endowed hubby, Chris.”They’re perfect. They’re incredible.” You can listen to the interview yourself HERE.
Oh, and to make matters even better, there is a chance that Chris’ you-know-whats smell like cereal. Stale cereal, but still… cereal.
“Do you ever feel like sometimes a mans balls smell like slightly stale Cheerios?” Anna asks Aubrey before joking that men “tuck” the cereal into their boxers. Well, this is definitely our new favorite podcast. Second only to the HollywoodLife.com podcast, that is!
Later on in the podcast Chris himself calls in, along with his Passengers co-star Jennifer Lawrence, but unfortunately the topic of his genitals is not brought up again. Bummer!
Tell us, HollywoodLifers — What do YOU think about Anna gushing over Chris’ balls during her podcast? Comment below with your thoughts!