Wow, tonight was the elimination we have all been waiting for. Things got heated on the island of St. Croix, and not from the sun! Sean had some important decisions to make, and ‘The Bachelor’ got real.
On Feb. 11, Sean Lowe had to make some tough decisions, as he had to bring the playing field from six down to four on The Bachelor. And thank the dear lord the Southern gentleman decided to cut the fat and give one of the girls the much needed heave ho! On this episode, Sean decided to fly his final six ladies to St. Croix in the Virgin Islands, and for the first time this season, I am actually jealous of the Bachelor contestants. But, in the full glare of all that sunshine, one of them dropped a bomb that nearly cost her the rose…
Sean Lowe Takes AshLee On A Private Date
Sean, 29, took AshLee on the first private date, and they went out to a private island for some sexy alone time. Tierra, 24, unimpressed that AshLee, 32, got the first date, called her a “cougar.” Meow! If anyone has claws, it’s Tierra.
While sailing with Sean, AshLee spills the beans about what a fugly skank Tierra really is. They make out and that looks fun and all, but the real party is back on the beach, where the other Bachelorettes — Catherine, Desiree, Lindsay and Lesley — are drinking cocktails, sunbathing and bitching about evil Tierra.
Sean then takes AshLee for a romantic dinner on the beach, where she drops a bomb! The dramatic music swells, AshLee fumbles with her words, and after spewing out a ton of word vomit, she reveals her dark secret. She got married when she was 17-years-old! Sean doesn’t really seem to care, which is pretty mature of him.
They then yell like idiots on the beach for a while — they say that people can go mad in intense heat — and then make out in front of the cameras. So romantic.
Tierra Acts Insane On Private Date With Sean
Tierra finally gets a private date with Sean, she complains the whole time! Damn girl, are you ever happy? Sean shuts her up when he takes her shopping for local produce including some jewelry made of shells. Tierra gushes: “He bought me such nice stuff on the first date!” Eh, she wouldn’t be too impressed if she knew he had taken Leslie H to Neil Lane for diamonds.
They dance, they get snow cones, and then Tierra moans some more about how the girls are so mean to her. She thinks that Sean seems distant, and she threatens to do some serious damage to whatever girl dissed her. Gulp. I would not want to be in AshLee’s shoes right about now…
Sean and the fugly skank go for dinner, and Tierra talks more shizz. Tierra decides to get the girls back because she is annoyed “they threw her under the bus.” Ugh, she is so delusional. There is some more sexy making out on the beach, and Sean once again seems hood winked by her big eyes and evil soul. Im literally banging my head off the table here Sean; you were so close!
Sexy Hiking On The Group Date
Sean takes Catherine, Desiree and my favorite, Wedding Dress Lindsay on a group date to hike the island, and it actually looks like so much fun. They watch the sunrise, they go to some sugar making place, but things turn sour when Desiree monopolises Sean’s time. Wedding Dress Lindsay swaps the dress for a bikini, and she seems like so much fun. Just pick her Sean!
Sean and the girls go swimming on the west side of the island, and then they watch the sun set. Sean and Lindsay sit and kiss in the surf, and Sean admits that he is “crazy about her.” Sean and his humongous muscles then sit with Catherine as she talks about her dad’s depression and his tough life. It really makes for pleasant viewing — not.
And then Desperate Desiree kills the mood when she starts weeping that she is not getting enough time with Sean, and then she harps on about how she can’t wait to bring him home and meet her parents. Eh, don’t you realize he will be meeting three other girls parents too?
But woohoo!!! Wedding Dress Lindsay gets the only rose of the night! Desiree is pissed. But at least Sean has plenty of alcohol to help her cope.
Sean Takes Lesley For A One On One
Sean takes lovely Lesley for a chilled date to “pick some fruit” on a private date. Is he serious? AshLee gets a catamaran and Lesley gets fruit picking? Talk about drawing the short straw! They go for a picnic in some pretty garden, and right when things are getting intimate, Lesley bails and suggests they go do some more fruit picking. What? Who picks fruit picking over kissing?
Their date was pretty boring overall, and Lesley’s place in the final looks uncertain.
Tierra Confronts AshLee
Nothing quite makes a sexy holiday like having your sister visit. Sean’s sister Shay Lowe arrives and knocks some sense into Sean, as she makes him realize that Tierra is shady. Listen to your sister Sean!
Meanwhile, Tierra and AshLee have a huge argument and all that is missing is mud and a wrestling ring! Tierra points out AshLee’s age again — yikes! — and then yells at her for a while. When AshLee says that Tierra is always making rude faces and raising her eyebrows, things really kick off, and we see some “red hot tears.”
“Thats my face, I can’t help that. I can’t control my eyebrow! I can’t control my eyebrows!” screeches Tierra. Wow — she in incapable of extreme evil but she doesn’t how to control her brows?
Sean, who is sitting with his sister, decides to go fetch Tierra, and boy does he get a rude awakening! He then realizes what a phony she is when she cries AGAIN, and he decides to send her home because he knows she is stirring the pot. He is way too nice about it though.
Who cares — ding dong the witch is dead!
Evil Tierra then cries in the car home, and she is STILL blaming the girls for her downfall. Old habits die hard I guess! LOL — good bye Tierra! She and her “sparkle” sail off into the sunset, and not one person is sad to see crazy ass leave the island. Tierra should go write a damning love song about Sean, Taylor Swift style. Somehow I reckon she’s not that talented however.
The girls look like fat kids in a candy store when Sean admits that he eliminated Tierra. There is no cocktail party, so to make things extra dramatic Sean brings it straight to the rose ceremony. No alcohol for the girls? Poor call Sean, poor call. And you know things are serious when the music starts! Chris Harrison also makes an appearance, because god forbid there was no one there to state the obvious.
Sean sent home Lesley, and she cries too. Oh well! Sean now has his final four — Lindsay (Yay!), Desiree, Catherine and AshLee.
Newt week is going to be exciting, because you know what’s next — home town dates!
What do YOU think HollywoodLifers? Are you happy with the final four? Are you glad that Tierra is finally gone?
— Eleanore Hutch
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