The season premiere was entertaining to say the least. Let’s start with the woman who makes the rules in Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump. Apparently Lisa thought it was ok to drag a llama through someone’s home. If that was supposed to be funny, it wasn’t. If someone showed up to my house with a llama, there is no chance in hell it would walk through my door. Would you want a Llama s***ing all over your carpets? I think not.
I was really looking forward to seeing Kyle Richards‘ cute little daughter Portia all dressed up for her big party, and then Taylor Armstrong’s face popped up on the screen and she was going on and on, gossiping to anyone who would listen about a rumor she heard about Brandi Glanville. First of all, Brandi never said she slept with every guy in Beverly Hills. What was Taylor’s motivation for spreading such a ridiculous rumor? It was totally inappropriate for Taylor to gossip about sex at a children’s birthday party. Honestly! It was fitting that Taylor was at a children’s party because she is a tattle-tale. No joke.
How fun was it to see the guys walking a mile in high heels? Now they know what women go through every day! They were good sports for a very important cause to end domestic violence.
I loved that the season premiere included a photo shoot, children’s birthday party, shopping, theme dinner party and two men walking a mile in high heels. Just another crazy day in Beverly Hills — and it has only just begun.
Tell me what you think about the drama (@marisazanuck) and I will include one of your comments in my next column!
— Marisa Zanuck
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