āGame Of Thronesā Recap: Littlefinger Conspired To Kill Joffrey Baratheon
āBreaker Of Chainsā opens immediately after the events of the Purple Wedding, Cersei (Lena Headey) still hovered over Joffreyās (Jack Gleeson)ās body; Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) being carried off by the royal guard. Meanwhile, Sansa (Sophie Turner) is being whisked away by Ser Dontos (Tony Way) out of Kingās Landing. Lord Petry Baelish ā or Littlefinger ā (Aiden Gillan) is there to meet them when they dock in who-knows-where.
Lord Close Talker gets up in Sansaās face and tells her ā super intensely ā that sheās safe now. When Ser Dontos asks for his pay, one of Littlefingerās people shoots him with a crossbow because he was ādrunk, and a fool, and [Littlefinger doesnāt] trust drunk fools.ā Sansa is fairly horrified, and is likely wondering if she has traded one monster for another.
Littlefinger reveals that heās the puppetmaster responsible for orchestrating Joffreyās death, smashing open Sansaās necklace which contained the Strangler ā the poison which killed Joffrey. He went to enormous lengths to kill the king and to get Sansa out of Kingās Landing ā think heāll be happy with a handshake?
Margaery (Natalie Dormer) and Lady Olenna (Diana Rigg) are discussing Joffreyās death, and Margaery is notably more shellshocked than her grandmother. āOne of my husbands preferred the company of men and was stabbed through the chest. Another was happiest torturing animals and was poisoned at our wedding feast. I must be cursed,ā Maegaery says. āNonsense! Your circumstances have improved markedly.ā Well said, Lady Olenna. We canāt help but agree.
āGame Of Thronesā Recap: Jaime And Cersei Reunite; āNoā Means āNoā
The Lannisters are gathered around Joffreyās dead body as Tywin (Charles Dance) discusses with Tommen (Dean-Charles Chapman) his imminent position as King of Westeros. Revealingly, Tywin tells his grandson that āa wise king knows what he knows and what he doesnāt. Youāre young; a wise young king listens to his counsellors and heeds their advice until he becomes of age. And the wisest kings continue to listen to them long afterwards.ā Basically: just listen to me and everything I say ā thanks!
āGame Of Thronesā: Jaimeās Shocking Rape Of Sister Cersei ā Fans React
Cersei remains convinced that Tyrion killed Joffrey, and she implores Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) to seek vengeance for their son, to kill Tyrion. āYouāre a hateful woman. Why did the gods make me love a hateful woman?ā Pretty sure the gods made you twins. Then they have sex. By their dead son. As Cersei says āstopā and āitās not right.ā Pretty sure that was rape, Jaime, no matter how it may have happened in the books. āNoā means āno,ā kids.
āGame Of Thronesā Recap: Arya, Castle Black, And Dragonstone
Over to something only slightly less grim, Arya (Maisie Williams) and Sandor Clegane (Rory McCann) are still on their journey to The Vale. While theyāre watering their horses, the owners of the land stop by and Arya shows her wiliness by excusing Sandorās rude behavior for his having fought in a war. For which house? āHouse Tully,ā Arya tells them. Luckily, itās the right answer, and theyāre given shelter for the night.
Over dinner, they talk about how awful it was for the Freys to have violated guest right and murdered the Starks. The family convinces Sandor and Arya to stay on so that Sandor can scare off any would-be raiders. Predictably, the next morning, Sandor wounds the father and steals their silver. Sandor ā guest rights!! Arya is not thrilled.
At the wall, Samwell (John Bradley) is asking after Gillyās (Hannah Murray)ās wellbeing. Heās worried about her being the one woman out of 100 men at the wall. He tries to convince her that staying in Moleās Town may be safer, and Gilly takes off, upset that Samwell is bored of her. Later, he takes her to Moleās Town, anyway.
In Dragonstone, Ser Davos (Liam Cunningham) and Stannis (Stephen Dillane) have received word that Joffrey has died. Stannis is like, duh, I threw a leech in the fire while saying his name ā of course heās dead. Heās upset, though, because he doesnāt have a strong enough army to take over Westeros. āIf I donāt press my claim, my claim will be forgotten,ā Stannis says. Davos wants him to hire the Golden Company ā an army of sellswords ā to try and take on Westeros. Stannis refuses.
Later, Shireen (Kerry Ingram) continues to teach Davos to read. He has her write a letter to the Iron Bank under Stannisā name, presumably to just go ahead and buy those sellswards anyway.
āGame Of Thronesā Recap: Oberyn, Tyrion, And A Wildling Massacre
Kingās Landing. Thereās a big olā orgy with Prince Oberyn (Pedro Pascal) as the ringleader. He likes boys and girls, apparently. The whole scene is wholly unnecessary to the plot, but hey, this is Game Of Thrones. Tywin arrives to accuse Oberyn of murdering Joffrey ā after all, Oberyn studied poisons.
Tywin continues to really not mind that Joffrey is dead, however, and asks that Oberyn be on the Kingās council, as well as to be a member of the trial against Tyrion. Tywin promises that justice will be done against Oberynās sister Eliaās killers if he helps to bring justice to Joffreyās. (He conveniently doesnāt mention that it was under his command that Elia was raped and murdered by Gregor Clegane, but details, details.)
Pod (Daniel Portman) brings some food to Tyrion in his cell and breaks the news that Sansa, possibly the only one who would testify for his innocence, has disappeared. Pod believes in Tyrionās innocence, but he may be the only one. Pod offered himself up to fight for Tyrion in a trial by combat ā much like Bronn did for Tyrion in Season 2 ā but he wonāt let him. Aw, Tyrion. Heās the only honest and kind person in Westeros and heās about to get his head cut off.
The wildlings, for no reason other than for funsies and as a warning to Castle Black, massacre a nearby village. Styr (Yuri Kolokolnikov), the leader of the Thenn, lets one boy live so that he may warn Castle Black of their imminent arrival. The rangers want to stay and defend the castle, but Jon Snow (Kit Harington) tells them that they have no chance of survival ā that thereās 100 wildlings to every crow. What they need to do is head to Crasterās and kill the crows stationed there so that they donāt tell the wildlings how few their numbers are so that they have a prayer of ambushing them. If Mance Rayder knew how few were at Castle Black, the wildlings would have already taken over.
āGame Of Thronesā Recap: Daenerys Arrives At Meereen
Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) and her army have finally descended upon Meereen, to which the city gates are closed. Dany has to choose a champion to take on theirs, and Daario (Michiel Huisman) steps forward. The whole city is watching above the gates. Meereenās champion is charging forward in full armor on a horse and Daario has only a knife, which he throws in between the horseās eyes; the horse falls and so does its rider, spectacularly. One battle down. Daenerys gives him the bedroom eyes hard.
Daenerys addresses the people of Meereen; she tells them that she has freed the people of Astapor and Yunkai and now they stand behind her. She tells the slaves of Meereen that they can also make the choice to be free and to stand behind her. Danyās army then slingshots barrels full of broken chains, handcuffs and collars at the city gates. The episode ends with a Meereenese slave, collared, holding up a broken collar and looking at his master askance.
What did you think of āBreaker Of Chainsā, HollywoodLifers? Why was Davos writing as Stannis? Can Littlefinger be trusted? Will Dany take over Meereen? Will Castle Black survive the wildling attack? Let us know your thoughts! And hey, no book spoilers in the comments! Be cool.
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