The acronym TMI (“too much information”) was definitely created for the Kardashians. Sure, we love getting detailed glimpses into the lives of Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and the others, but from time to time we see things we wish we never had. From Scott Disick’s backdoor sex fantasy to Kim rubbing Kourtney’s breast milk on her legs, the Kardashians have grossed us out like no other family before.
There are some things in this world that you just can’t un-see. And when we thought about it, most of the things we wish we could erase from our brains happened during a Kardashian reality show. We definitely appreciate all the sharing Kim Kardashian and company do, but you gotta admit, they’re epic over-sharers.
The Kardashians’ Grossest Moments
Only on Keeping Up With the Kardashians could you see a young guy like Rob Kardashian accidentally take his step-dad’s Viagra, but the gross-out moments go way further than that. Here are eight other Kardashian moments that made us throw up in our mouths a little bit.
1. Scott Disick’s Backdoor Sex Fantasy
It’s not like we expect anything else from Scott Disick, but the bedroom should be like Las Vegas — what happens there, stays there. But on the season eight premiere of KUWTK, Scott revealed his backdoor fantasy to Kourtney, and even whipped out vegetables for an impromptu “demonstration.”
2. Kim Kardashian Rubs Kourtney’s Breast Milk On Herself
You know what’s worse than breast milk? Someone else’s breast milk. You know what’s worse than someone else’s breast milk? Rubbing someone else’s breast milk all over your legs. But that didn’t stop Kim from using Kourtney’s product to try to clear up her psoriasis on the Jan. 27 episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.
3. Kris Jenner Flashes Her Kids
4. Kim Kardashian Wants To Eat Her Placenta
Okay this one actually isn’t that abnormal — many brand new mommies choose to eat their placenta after giving birth. But that doesn’t mean it’s not totally gross.
5. Kris Jenner’s “Leaking” Problem
In a 2011 episode of KUWTK, Kris went to the doctor’s to address her “leaking” problem. FYI — a leak means a weak bladder in this case. Since Kris’ bladder weakened after having six children, the doctor suggested she do Kegel exercises to ahem, strengthen things down there. And there’s an image that will haunt you forever.
6. Rob Kardashian Watches Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Have Sex
The Kardashians are close — like too close. On Jan. 31, 2012, Rob tweeted, “I f**king love watching @khloekardashian and @reallamarodom have sex!! I have a peep hole and watch all night long,” to which Khloe simply replied, “Oh yeah.” You know, normal brother-sister stuff.
7. The Kardashian Sisters Smell Each Other’s Vajayjays
When the Kardashian sisters are bored, they apparently just have lady-parts smell-offs. A friendly conversation about the effects of pineapple juice turns into Khloe judging who smells better “down there.” She does so by smelling a towel that both Kim and Kourtney have wiped themselves on. Lovely.
8. Kourtney Kardashian Pees Herself Watching ‘SNL’
Like mother, like daughter. After seeing a Saturday Night Live skit spoofing her and her sisters, Kourtney Kardashian tweeted, “I peed!” Thanks for that info, Kourt!
So what do YOU think has been the grossest moment of our love affair with the Kardashian family, HollywoodLifers? Click through the gallery above and let us know!
– Andrew Gruttadaro
Gross Kardashian News:
- ‘KUWTK’ Premiere: Kim Kardashian Finds Out The Sex Of Her Baby
- Don’t Feel Bad, Rob Kardashian — Ashton Kutcher Was A Viagra Victim Too!
- Kourtney Kardashian ‘Peed’ Herself After Watching The ‘SNL’ Skit!