Bonnie Says: Jennifer Aniston, Do NOT Have Sex With Your Ex, Bradley Cooper!

Mon, April 18, 2011 2:59pm EST by 23 Comments
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Jen, no matter how tempted you are by Renee Zellweger’s leftover, you should run, not walk away from this hunk!

Jen — are you a glutton for punishment or what? I know your rep will officially deny that you are having any contact whatsoever from your ex, Bradley Cooper, but there is something going on between the two of you!

Someone in your camp has leaked to People magazine that “in the past few weeks, they have stayed in contact” — that is, Brad and Jen.

“Jen always had a soft spot for Bradley, and she thinks he is very attractive and charming,” says the source. “Jen appreciates that Bradley is low-key, loves dogs and is focused on his movie career.”

The source further reveals that Cooper, 36, is planning to spend time with Jen, 42!

Ok Jen — that’s the last thing you should do!

The last thing you need is ANOTHER non-committed playboy in your life. Or worse than that, a celebrity playboy who just may be using you for publicity because he has a new film, Hangover 2, coming out May 26.

Yes Jen, you have a history of being in “relationships” when you and your “man” have a movie to promote. Remember Vince Vaughn, your co-star boyfriend in The Breakup and Gerard Butler, your co-star/friend with benefits from the Bounty Hunter?

But you’ve also been played twice by younger man, John Mayer,  who publicly embarrassed you by talking about your love life. . . and yet you took him back.

Jen — you seem to have a weak spot for men you’ve already done the deed with!

I don’t know if it’s a low self-esteem issue or if you’re a secret fame hog and only want to date Big Name men, but you don’t need to give Bradley Cooper a second chance.

I know he’s hot. I know you have a new film, Horrible Bosses, opening July 8, and you may want a flashbulby date, but that’s not going to fulfill the relationship hole in your life!

The source who spoke to People, and I believe your camp is in on it, says “They (you and Brad) have a lot in common.”

Well Jen, unless it’s more than having two films to promote and the need for red carpet arm candy, then it’s time to break out of this pattern of going for a round two with an A List ex before they break your heart again.

–Bonnie Fuller

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bs

Posted at 3:21 PM on April 19, 2011  

Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie–everyone knows how much you like making up stories and How much you HATE Jennifer Aniston. Why don’t you tell the readers of this POS blog of yours how you are so worthless you even got yourself fired from one of the worse Rag Tabs of all time. It must be hard to be ugly and untalented.

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Butter Face Aniston

Posted at 2:33 AM on April 19, 2011  

Is Bradley Cooper that desperate? I know that Aniston is probably desperate being an aging Butter Face in Hollywood. Bradley’s cute & has a nice body, but he can get girls HALF Jennifer’s age. Does he have a weak spot for older cougars like Renee and Aniston? Jennifer is forty something. She’s old and gross. PASS!

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VINCE

Posted at 6:46 PM on June 1, 2011  

Bradley is handsome and younger than Jenifer Aniston. He just like Jen younger brother.

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jason

Posted at 12:29 AM on April 19, 2011  

Actually I agree with Bonnie’s reasoning…but I was wanting to hear who she thought Jen should be with.

I mean, she’s 42…how many available guys are out there for her who aren’t someone else’s leftovers?

I’d love to hear Bonnie’s pics of potential good guys she should consider spending some quality time with.

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toni

Posted at 6:47 PM on June 1, 2011  

Let pick Jay Leno for Jen. He he he

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naturegirl

Posted at 7:53 PM on April 18, 2011  

SHE SAID BONNIE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS BITCH, DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.

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siska

Posted at 7:29 PM on April 18, 2011  

They just friend and has movie in the work waiting for the MadMen director to clear his schedulu.
And this being leaked to press most probably come from HIS camp..because that happen last time..he need it to promote his movie..and Jen Pr deny i,,but she is ok with it..cause she is a team player…a little pr that help friend..its no harm

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K

Posted at 6:33 PM on April 18, 2011  

He’s gay.

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jason

Posted at 12:37 AM on April 19, 2011  

It’s the way he smiles. My gaydar is pinging big time.

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bob

Posted at 6:50 PM on June 1, 2011  

Jenifer look like man too. Maniston

 
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Alli

Posted at 4:52 PM on April 18, 2011  

bonnie, you’re so dramatic. now shut up and let her make her own decisions.

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dodo

Posted at 6:51 PM on June 1, 2011  

She can’t make her decision because he doesn’t want her

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patty

Posted at 4:21 PM on April 18, 2011  

WHY NOT she has done most of L.A.all ready, one more can’t hurt///..I can’t see where he is so hot, with a nose that big.Sorry Just Saying..

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madi

Posted at 7:55 AM on April 19, 2011  

Patty, u ought to know all this since you were the clean-up woman eh?

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anon

Posted at 4:19 PM on April 18, 2011  

This is 2011. Your assuming she’s looking for more than great sex and a fun time for now not for her ‘MRS’ degree or a longtime committment. She’s fully indpedent and attractive. These stories are not written about men as often. I say non-story and have fun Jennifer for the rest of us in committed relationships and live vicariously sometimes!

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bee

Posted at 6:53 PM on June 1, 2011  

She just want sex only. No marry, no kid

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UGH

Posted at 3:38 PM on April 18, 2011  

What the hell is this insulting headline? OMG, Hollywoodlife, get some class1

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nickDamone

Posted at 3:35 PM on April 18, 2011  

No wonder gossipcop.com torches this site every day. They already said Aniston and Cooper are not in contact, and most people trust them a lot more than this site.

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jason

Posted at 12:35 AM on April 19, 2011  

I am truly ashamed to admit this, but I’ve never heard of gossipcop before (it’s on my must-read list now). OMG! You were not kidding! I’ve never seen HL lambasted to this degree before! WOW.

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melanie

Posted at 3:25 PM on April 18, 2011  

and what gives you the authority to advise jennifer aniston? especially when the advice is based off of some uninformed assumptions you’ve made about her life?
there is literally no reason to have written this. i don’t know how you find the motivation to write such worthless crap

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Maurene

Posted at 3:10 PM on April 18, 2011  

Why not date him? She knows what she’s doing. She’s gorgeous and single she should date all the hot guys…

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anon

Posted at 4:20 PM on April 18, 2011  

Agreed…if the story IS true.

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lina

Posted at 7:01 PM on June 1, 2011  

Sorry Maurene. No guys want her. Boo hoo. Do’t ever think she has a ton of money so she can pick any guy. you wrong.

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