Doll Ken would never do this to doll Barbie! Justin Jedlica is throwing daggers in the war to see who can look most like a lifeless plastic doll and knocking his female counterpart Valeria Lukyanova for, get this, using stage makeup in place of full-blown surgeries.
Can’t all human Barbies just get along? Some doll-like warfare has broken out as Justin Jedlica, a man who has had approximately 140 surgical procedures to look more like a Ken doll, ripped into the Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova in an interview with GQ, calling her uninteresting and not fake enough.
Human Ken Slams Human Barbie
Human Ken met Human Barbie at a photo shoot, and they definitely did NOT end up falling in love and riding off into the sunset in a Beach Cruiser. Human Ken just ended up disgusted.
“I don’t really get her,” Justin told GQ. “I don’t get why people think she’s so interesting. She has extensions. She wears stage makeup. She’s an illusionist.”
As opposed to Justin, who has basically altered his entire body with surgical procedures in order to become Ken. His favorite alteration though is his shoulders. “Nobody has anything like them,” he said. “I divided these so there’s six pieces—front, middle, and back. Just like the actual anatomy.” Gooood for you?
Human Barbie Gives Shocking Racist Interview
They may hate each other, but Human Ken and Human Barbie have a lot in common — and not just the fact that their one life goal is to look like a Mattel doll — because Justin wasn’t the only one to make some incendiary remarks to GQ.
In a different interview, Valeria shocked the world by presenting her offensive beliefs regarding race-mixing. “Ethnicities are mixing now, so there’s degeneration, and it didn’t used to be like that,” she said. “Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this.”
Well that’s pretty messed up, because when we think of the doll version of Barbie, we don’t picture her having political views similar to Hitler’s.
But to credit Valeria, we have to disagree with Human Ken, because we think she’s a pretty convincing doll (who we may or may not see in our nightmares for the rest of our lives). What do you think, HollywoodLifers?
— Andrew Gruttadaro