First off, Sammi and Ronnie are still fighting, but what’s new? Their squabble inspires Sammi to be more friendly, and before long she apologizes to both Snooki and Deena. But she doesn’t even attempt to fix things with J-Woww — that feud will surely fuel much of the drama this season.
The gang then sets off to get wasted at Karma, and the insanity doesn’t stop. After saying she’s not going to drink, Deena gets hammered, falls on her face and is kicked out of the club within an hour of arriving. Pauly D runs into Danielle, his stalker from the first season of Jersey Shore — and she immediately throws her drink in his face. The best part of the evening? When J-Woww can’t find a bathroom upstairs, she improvises and pees behind an empty bar! Eww!
Meanwhile, Snooki’s day-drinking has spiraled out of control — she even ditches work to get trashed before lunch! When Snooki tells her boss Danny she will do anything for a beer, he tells her to chill out and get a cup of coffee instead. Ignoring his advice, she opts for shots at a bar – leaving her totally wasted on the boardwalk in the middle of the day. Luckily, J-Woww and Deena are there to keep an eye on her, but there isn’t much they can do to intervene. Soon, Snooki is asking tourists where she can find the beach, although it happens to be right in front of her. As a crowd of people watch, she falls on her face and is escorted away in handcuffs by police.
How long will Snooki be in jail for? You’ll have to watch Thursday’s brand new episode to find out!