‘RHOBH’ Recap: Taylor Armstrong Confronts Yolanda Foster

Mon, March 11, 2013 9:10pm EST by 11 Comments

We’re finally back in the 90210! No more talking about Kim acting crazy — let’s see if the ladies find something to actually scream about. Will Adrienne come back with a fury? Will Yolanda continue to be a bawse and push Taylor over the edge? Time to find out!

Before we get back to sunny Beverly Hills, we have to labor through ONE MORE Paris segment. Everyone’s on a party boat, basking in the sun in winter coats. And even though Kim Richards is still totally acting crazy, Lisa Vanderpump determines that she actually seems better. Um, if you say so?

The Real Housewives: One More Night In Paris

You know what’s awkward? When one woman buys another woman a pair of heels in front of a bunch of other drooling, jealous women. So needless to say the look on everyone’s faces when Yolanda Foster buys Brandi Glanville some wild and crazy heels are pretty priceless.

Okay, enough! Let’s go home.

Back To Beverly Hills

Coming off of her father-in-law’s passing, Marisa Zanuck tells Kyle Richards that her mother-in-law wants to sell her nearly 20,000 square foot mansion. Marisa thinks it’ll be a good idea to list the house with Kyle’s hubby Mauricio, which doesn’t sound like a scenario that could get awkward at all. I’m actually shocked that the two talk pricing without a bit of a fight — but let’s stay tuned on this plot point, it feels ominous.

Hey, there’s Taylor Armstrong! Taylor grabs some drinks with her friend Dana, who’s really a whole lot of tanned skin, cigarettes, and laughing. And drinking. And “f**king.” Dana manages to talk a whole lotta crap about the “group,” and while most of it is nonsense, what she says about Taylor needing to watch her back is pretty spot on. Sometimes you need to dig through a dumpster to find a treasure — you’ll see what I mean later.

Kyle Richards Opens A Store, Everyone Is Forced To See Each Other

I’m not all that excited about Kyle’s store opening, are you? I feel about as excited as Mauricio sounds. “I am actually happy for my friends when good things happen to them,” Brandi unconvincingly says.

But at least the store opening is a reason for EVERYONE to be in the same room at the same time. Which pays off when Taylor steps up to Yolanda. Be careful, Taylor — Yolanda is a shark. Taylor is bothered by the fact that YoYo is married to Taylor’s best friend’s ex-husband. But Taylor, don’t you know that David’s “good to all of his ex-wives?” Yolanda proves that talking about her husband is a not a conversation, it’s more like a one-sided rant.  Yolanda hardly lets Taylor get a word in, totally putting Taylor in her place. She’s left just being like, “Um, okay… let’s hug?”

Adrienne Maloof also shows up but somehow, a fight doesn’t break out between her and Brandi. This is a miracle.

Kyle Richards: Leave Your Sister Kim Alone!

Kyle finds a way to bring up Kim’s addiction issues towards the tail end of the party, because it’s not an episode of ‘RHOBH’ if Kyle doesn’t make herself cry. The two have an emotional heart to heart, where Kim refreshingly says that she’s sober, and she likes it. Hear that, Kyle? Stop pressuring this girl into sobriety. She’s taking it by her own pace and you making a dramatic scene every ten minutes can’t be helpful. It was a fun night, and you sort of ruined it. And worse, you made poor Kim cry on her beautiful new nose!

Welp, another episode down. It looks like we have a Vanderpump party to look forward to and Brandi won’t stay this even-keeled for much longer. Will next week break the streak? Come back to find out!

– Andrew Gruttadaro

More ‘RHOBH’ News:

  1. Adrienne Maloof Fired From ‘RHOBH’? — Report
  2. Adrienne Maloof Leaving ‘Real Housewives’ — Confirmed
  3. ‘RHOBH’ Recap — Lisa Vanderpump & Kyle Richards Square Off In Paris

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Julia Nelson

Posted at 10:07 PM on April 7, 2013  

I would love to be able to connect with Yolanda. I also am in treatment for Lyme disease, and would like to know what she has done to try and get rid of the borrelia. I live in Pebble Beach and have has 3 treatments of IV infusion and am still sick.
My chances of her connecting back with me I’m sure aren’t good odds, but am hopeful,

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Bren

Posted at 11:19 AM on April 4, 2013  

This women YOLANDA is UGLY!!! Inside and Out. She’s as sour as her lemons! She so sickning treating her husband like hes a king NOT….

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Bill

Posted at 7:42 AM on April 4, 2013  

Reaity trash!!

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redbud9

Posted at 6:18 PM on March 31, 2013  

Yolanda totally rocks!!! Next season I hope to see an episode where she calls out phony Kyle for the lying, conniving, trouble maker she is! I hope she also tells Kim to STFU about Brandi ruining her life by accusing her of crystal meth at game night. Kim DESERVED that comment and while Brandi got the substance wrong (we think) but she was dead on about an addiction problem. Lets hear Kim whine about how SHE got HERSELF nearly killed by so many addictions!!

The only value Kim has is getting under Kyle’s skin and while it’s better than nothing, I’m still hoping for a full on confrontation accusing Kyle of every lousy back stabbing thing she has done – and let’s also hear the full story on her stealing Kim’s house!!!!!!

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Debbie

Posted at 10:03 PM on March 28, 2013  

I don’t like Yolanda. Yolanda talked bad about Lisa in a deep hateful way and wont admit it. Yolanda is a liar and is causing alot of trouble. Yolanda talks fast and over kim and kyle to hide her lies. “My husband “all of the time” My husband is my king”. When you here women talking like that things are not good in the relationship you don’t have to show out in a good relationship it comes naturally. Lisa is a fool for believing in mentally ill Yolanda. Something besides her disease is wrong with Yolanda. Watch the episodes carefully Yolanda is cra cra.

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HousewifeFan

Posted at 2:02 AM on March 26, 2013  

I cannot stand the fake, two faced Yolanda!!! She is a liar and an idiot!

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JEAN

Posted at 9:55 AM on March 12, 2013  

I can’t stand Taylor. After dealing with her lying, fake crying and self induced DRAMA for two seasons, I learned in the third season to just fast forward through her scenes. She was a horrible wife, mother and friend. I truly HOPE this is acting, and she really isn’t like that…..

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Katie

Posted at 11:49 PM on March 11, 2013  

Taylor was simply lying and name dropping.

David Foster was married to Linda Thompson for years and had never met nor heard of Taylor. Foster made hat clear in his own words on national television.

End of story.

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Serendipity

Posted at 1:39 PM on March 13, 2013  

Yes and if Taylor and Linda Thompson are such good friends why isn’t she Kennedy’s godmother? Why did Taylor keep begging Adrienne?

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Lucky

Posted at 2:07 PM on March 14, 2013  

Taylor was in the same room with Linda Thompson when Taylor went off at Brandi’s party for the girls at the beginning of Brandi’s involvement with this show. Remember when Taylor was screaming that she didn’t know what she had done to her etc. before Russell’s suicide? Thompson was there in the scenes, but it was OBVIOUS they were NOT friends as Thompson didn’t consol her or even really do much with her at that party. Taylor is such a BIG, BIG phoney!

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HousewifeFan

Posted at 2:07 AM on March 26, 2013  

They just had Linda on for ratings! She was too good for that jerk David Foster. All of Beverly Hills knows how he is and is not well liked at all!!

 
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