Ok! E! and Kardashian family — you are clearly holding back on us. Last night’s highly anticipated two hour wedding special gave about 115 minutes of lead-up to less than five minutes of Khloe/Lamar nuptials. When is the next “real” Kardashian wedding special? Tell us the date now! We want more! And so do 80% of the women we polled. Plus, it turns out that the wedding was the network’s highest-rated program ever for us women 18-34. So come on E!, give us another special!
Here’s six other Yay’s & Nay’s of Khloe’s wedding special.
To Kim & Kourtney’s wedding speech!
“When we were little we would sit around the dinner table and dad (infamous defense attorney Robert Kardashian, who passed away six years ago from cancer) would have us say the pit of our day and the best part of our day. Well today the pit of the day is that dad isn’t here. But the best part of the day is how happy you are,” says Kourtney.
To Bruce Jenner: The only half sensible one in the Kardashian clan!
“I had to listen to the news to find out that you were engaged?!” an exasperated Bruce wails to Khloe.
To Kourtney’s brother Rob who smartly seized the wedding as a chance to get back together with his ex Cheetah Girls star Adrienne Bailon!
To Khloe for not telling Bruce in person about her engagement!
“I’m not wrong,” Khloe screams to Bruce in which he responds, “Screw you Khloe!”
Lamar & Khloe’s X-rated sloppy wedding smooch that must have grossed out the 250 guests as much as us! Behind closed doors next time please!
To Kris — way too much cleavage for a MOB — ie Mother of the Bride!
When we asked E! if there was going to be more Kardashian wedding on TV, they called the question “bizarre.” What’s truly bizarre — to us, at least — is not giving the public what it wants! Tell E! what you want!
— by Bonnie Fuller