Browse our gallery of harmonizing hotties & vote for your favorite (of all time!)
Between last week’s loin cloth-laden performance of “Roar” and next week’s shirtless photo shoot, it seems the fifth season of Glee is shaping up to its most skin-tastic one yet — and we’re definitely not complaining! So the HollywoodLife.com came up with an idea: Let’s rank the glee hotties, past and present, and decide which one we love most. Y’all ready for this?
(Side note: Out of respect for Cory Monteith‘s memory, we omitted Finn from this competition. It didn’t seem right to plaster naughty shirtless pictures of him, then pit him against his fellow gleeks. It should go without saying that Finn will always be our No. 1.)
The Guys Of ‘Glee’: McKinley’s 12 Hottest Men
** Artie (Kevin McHale) has actually pulled quite the bevy of beauties during his time at McKinley, despite his limited mobility and generally awkward demeanor. For that, we salute him.
** Blaine (Darren Criss) has the outer shell of a J.Crew model, but underneath those sweaters and khakis beats the heart of a wild animal, ready to pounce at any moment.
** Brody (Dean Geyer) may literally be a whore, but hey, that just means we all stand a better chance with him! All it takes is a little green and Brody is all yours for the evening!
** Jake (Jacob Artist) does the Puckerman name proud! It’s a shame he turned out to be a two-timing jerk, though, because he might currently be the glee club’s finest specimen.
** Jesse (Jonathan Groff) was the bad boy of Rachel’s (and our) dreams, and we miss his beautiful face terribly.
** Joe (Samuel Larsen) had that whole “good guy” routine down pat, but those dreadlocks were begging to be pulled, and you know it.
** Kurt (Chris Colfer) rarely drops his top, but we caught a glimpse of Lady Hummell without a shirt on Glee‘s Nov. 14 episode — and we liked what we saw!
** Mike (Harry Shum, Jr.) ab-solutely needs to pay McKinley a visit, stat! More than being the show’s finest dancer, Mike’s just straight-up fine.
** Puck (Mark Salling) makes us wish we had a pool, just so we could invite him over to clean it.
** Ryder (Blake Jenner) is without a doubt the finest specimen to come out of The Glee Project, no offense to Rory. We wouldn’t mind giving him private reading lessons — clothing-optional, of course.
** Sam (Chord Overstreet) is the very definition of a teenage dream. When he dropped out of school and became a stripper, we thought we’d died and gone to hottie heaven. Love that trouty mouth!
** Will (Matthew Morrison) may be the world’s most inappropriate teacher — that performance of “Blurred Lines” alone could have gotten him arrested — but as viewers, we don’t mind one bit.
HollywoodLifers, which Glee guy deserves top honors? Browse the gallery and cast your vote!