After slaying Faye’s evil ‘d**k,’ brave knights Brandi & Yolanda report back to the housewives. Watch a clip!
Check your calendar. If you’re a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fanatic, March 25 is probably labeled “Early Christmas,” as Bravo is delivering a full night of RHOBH drama — including the first part of the season’s Adrienne Maloof-less reunion! But first comes the season finale, which picks up right where last week’s episode left off, following Brandi Glanville and Yolanda Foster‘s nasty fight with Faye Resnick.
And like sharks smelling blood, each housewife approaches Brandi one-by-one to find out what went down with the morally corrupt Faye.
“I was trying to have a conversation with Marisa, and then Faye comes and puts her big fat f*****g d**k on the table,” Brani recalls, reviving my favorite Real Housewives metaphor of all time. (Unless Faye really does have a penis, which honestly wouldn’t be that surprising.)
Kim & Kyle Love A Good Mystery
Speaking of “surprises,” detectives Kim and Kyle Richards team up to figure out what’s really going on at Lisa Vanderpump‘s housewarming party. “Why is there a priest?” they ask. “Look at the heart! Is it Valentine’s Day? Somebody’s getting married.”
I swear, nothing gets by those two.
Yolanda’s Case Of The Ex
Meanwhile, Yolanda deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for the way she acts around husband David Foster and his ex-wife Linda. When Lisa asks if the former couple is “good together,” Yolanda replies, “Yeah. … I made them be good together.”
Growing lemons, mending fences, fighting Faye… Is there anything Yolanda can’t do?
HollywoodLifers, are you psyched for tonight’s season finale? Watch a clip below, then drop a comment: How do you want it to end?
— Andy Swift
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