90210 Recap: Annie & Naomi’s Long-Lost Half Brother Cooks Up Trouble

Mon, February 18, 2013 10:59pm EST by 8 Comments
90210 Season 5 Episode 14
Courtesy of The CW

The girls finally met their parents’ love child — and no, Annie didn’t hook up with him.

Continuing in season five’s rich tradition of drudging up the past, Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) tracked down her long-lost half brother Mark (Charlie Weber) on the Feb. 18 episode of 90210. And continuing in Naomi’s rich tradition of making terrible life choices, she accidentally lit his food truck on fire, then crashed it into a newsstand — all in the name of convincing him to open up a restaurant with her. Oh yeah, Naomi’s a restauranteur now.

Annie (Shenae Grimes) didn’t do much of anything this week, aside from trying to keep Dixon (Tristan Wilds) from finding out about their half-brother, which she failed to do. There was a brief moment where I actually thought she and Mark were going to get together, but I guess incest is where Annie draws the line.

Meanwhile, Liam (Matt Lanter) continued his gradual transformation into Chris Brown, first by assaulting Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) at the courthouse — his crazy ass thought she was Ashley, so the cops let him go — then by punching some bro in the face at the Battle of the Bands. But unlike Chris Brown, Liam was able to recognize he has a problem, so he’s going to try to channel his aggression into something productive. Presumably something that requires him to be perpetually shirtless.

Silver (Jessica Stroup) freaked out at her uterus when the aforementioned bro revealed it was hooking up with Navid (Michael Steger), but she calmed down after her uterus was like, “Hey, calm down!” Something tells me she won’t be so calm when she finds out her uterus is also teaming up with Dixon to launch a music career.

Speaking of music careers, Adrianna — who should definitely be in jail at this point — caught yet another break this week, scoring a last-minute performance with a group at the Battle of the Bands. Unfortunately, she quickly realized they were more interested in her boobs than her beats, so she decided to put her career on hiatus. Who would have thought going topless in front of a huge crowd last week would negatively impact Ade’s career?!

Every single person on this show needs a life coach.

— Andy Swift

More 90210 on HollywoodLife.com:

  1. 90210 Recap: Naomi & Max Give Their Marriage One Last Shot
  2. 90210 Scoop: Annie’s Feelings For Liam Are About To Resurface
  3. 90210 Recap: An Unexpected Tragedy Leaves Annie Heartbroken

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R. Low

Posted at 3:45 AM on February 26, 2013  

Life coach? No no no. The kids need to make dumb life choices, otherwise the show would die a boring death. More dumb, stupid, moronic decisions are required to keep this show alive.

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Poo

Posted at 3:02 PM on February 24, 2013  

how’s Annie and Naomi relatives? I don’t get it!

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Ray

Posted at 9:32 AM on February 19, 2013  

Lonely Naomi. I wish writers pointed this out (in small gestures in previous episodes) by having her look jealous after a Annie/Dixon bro/sis scene. Or something like that. My favorite parts of the episode were the LiamNAde scenes. Miss their season 4 friendship. I probably would’ve shipped them in S4, but I don’t want Liam to have slept with everyone, so I would be against them now. Wow, that surrogate Michaela is getting more screen time than some of the main cast. She and Silver have completely different views. Michaela’s lived a controlled life (see what I mean, she has eaten up a lot of screen time,I actually know things about this chick) and Silver wants to control the pregnancy, which at the moment, I don’t blame her for doing. Haha, Of course it’s Adrianna whose known for flashing, which brings me to my FAV line of the night “Liam [to Adrianna]: Let’s make a deal, once you fix your own life you can tell me how to run mine”. These two. Oh Annie and Dixon, they didn’t do much. I guess I like the fact that the half brother was brought up, and found. I’m glad a P.I. Found Mark, much more believable than Naomi doing it herself. But then again, she is good at changing careers and being successful at them….yup that’s 90210.

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Andy Swift

Posted at 9:59 AM on February 19, 2013  

I do wish they’d made finding the brother into more of a story line. That could have given Annie/Dixon/Naomi some good drama. Did Dixon even talk to Naomi this week? Or ever?

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Houston Limo Bus

Posted at 5:02 AM on February 19, 2013  

Quite interesting story people will surely like it

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Andy Swift

Posted at 9:55 AM on February 19, 2013  

Thanks, Houston Limo Bus!

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abe is doing it!!

Posted at 12:16 AM on February 19, 2013  

“Love Child”?
this name is so badly chosen.
……….what’s love got to do with it?

call it a “Cheating Kid” or simply “A MISTAKE”!!

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Andy Swift

Posted at 9:56 AM on February 19, 2013  

Hey… Harry & Tracey LOVED each other…

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