The Maloofs attack Brandi like a pack of wild dogs after she reveals a huge secret about their family.
Remember last week when The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills enjoyed a nice-ish, friendly-ish girls’ weekend in Ojai? That was apparently the calm before the storm, because they returned to ‘reality’ on the Dec. 10 episode — and oh yes, s**t got real. After Brandi Glanville dropped a massive bombshell about Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif, the couple came at her with a few bombs of their own.
I lost count of the number of times hairy-backed Paul called Brandi a bitch, but I think it’s safe to say “many.” He called her a bitch “many” times. Brandi and Adrienne also had it out, putting their fingers in front of each other’s faces with such intensity I was legit worried they were going to poke each other’s eyes out. (And by “worried,” I of course mean “excited.”)
But the worst part about the Glanville-Maloof melee was that we didn’t really know what they were fighting about. Earlier in the episode, Brandi revealed a major secret about the scary-faced family, but Bravo censors kept her confession from actually being — well — confessed. All we know, according to Brandi, is that the Maloofs asked her to tweet retractions to previous statements she made.
(A source tells Wetpaint that Brandi’s confession was about Paul and Adrienne having their three children via surrogate, while the couple insists the boys were all natural births.)
This fight is also likely to trigger a second argument between Kim and Kyle Richards, as Kim is the one who alerted the Maloofs to Brandi’s little confession, which caused a chaotic scene at Mauricio‘s real-estate event.
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— Camille Grammer was asked about the difference between new boyfriend Dimitri and ex-husband Kelsey Grammer. Her answer? “Eight inches.” (Barf.)
— Lisa Vanderpump had to play “scolding mother” to Stassi, one of the whiniest employees at Sur — and any restaurant for that matter. It was basically a built-in preview for her new show, Vanderpump Rules, so I guess we can expect to see her cracking the whip full-time this January.
— Did I mention Paul has a super hairy back? He’s like a yeti, but grosser.
OK, time for you to sound off: Are you Team Brandi or Team Maloofs? Was Kim wrong to tell them about Brandi’s confession? And while we’re on the subject, what do you think Brandi actually SAID? Drop some comments!
— Andy Swift
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