‘The Bachelor’: Chris Admits He Can See Himself Marrying Whitney

Plus, when Jimmy Kimmel hosts, he not only picks the dates, but he totally tags along and becomes a seriously awkward third wheel.

The tears were flying on The Bachelor, but luckily Jimmy Kimmel was there to make everyone laugh, and Chris Soules was there to kiss everyone’s worries away — no literally, he kissed eight girls on the January 19 episode (at least, that we saw). But he only said he could see one as his future wife!

Jimmy Kimmel Makes ‘The Best Third Wheel’

The first date card goes to Kaitlyn, but instead of a romantic night, Jimmy plans a limo trip to Costco, which totally showed that she’s fun and not at all high maintenance. Cool points for Kaitlyn (and total strong points for that big bubble that was strong enough to hold them both while they rolled around the store). Afterward, they totally played Mr. and Mrs. and prepared for Jimmy to come over for dinner. It was actually really cute!

They made out until Jimmy interrupted and took over the role as Mr. Uncomfortable, by asking how she would feel if would you feel if Chris “made sweet, sweet, love to each of the women.” However, she said no, and added, “You can’t pick out the car without test driving it.” Win. Of course, the date ended with more kissing and a hot tub date — with Jimmy, too. Oh yeah, and she got the rose.

Oink Oink

The group date was quite the date — the girls had to shuck goats, milk goats, drink the milk and shovel manure. While Jillian had been working out non stop, she obviously had the muscles. But, Carly wanted it more and even outsmarted a pig. Oh, and she admitted that she was lactose intolerant but still was willing to drink the milk for Chris. Uh, sweet, I guess?

The goat milk was apparently “salty and warm,” not something that all of the girls liked in their mouths. Their words not mine. So, Carly won it all and finally kissed Chris because she was a woman and he was a man. What more of a reason do you need?

Speaking of kissing, there was a lot of it. And Mackenzie decided to call him out on it because she was first . . . except she wasn’t, Britt was. One lady, Becca, actually didn’t kiss him because she wanted to wait. And, she got the rose!

Wedding Crashers: The Sequel

Whitney finally got her date with Chris, and they headed to a winery to talk about how much they liked each other. However, when they saw a wedding going on — they naturally decided to crash it.

“I think you’re the perfect wedding-crasher-partner a guy could ask for,” Chris told her. I’m not sure if that was a compliment, but she dug it. So, they went and crashed the wedding and told everyone they were engaged. Chris did the lawn mower and the shopping cart, so clearly it was the best date ever. It was actually one of my favorites I’ve seen on the show.

Whitney also said that she could see him as her “future husband,” which after a first date is a little fast, but Chris totally seemed smitten. “It wasn’t the date, it was her,” he said to the cameras, before adding, “I could absolutely imagine Whitney being my wife.” WHOA.

The Cocktail Hour Turned Pool Party

Instead of a cocktail hour, Jimmy announced they’d be having a pool party. While this was a chance for all the girls to show off her body, it was also a chance for Juelia to open up to Chris, more than she ever had before. She revealed how her husband and the father of her baby committed suicide. Of course, Chris was a complete gentleman and really supported her. It was an awkward transition, but they did have to go back to the pool party.

Britt decided the best way to connect to him was literally by making out with him while he’s talking; he can’t even get a word out. However, Jade finally wants to make her move — so she asks him to tour his house. Naturally, they end up in the bedroom and “test out the bed” with a serious make out session.

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Meanwhile, Jillian decided to wait for him in his hot tub, butt cheeks out and all. She got her make out time, but wouldn’t let any other girls get their time. Naturally, tears were flowing for Ashley I., but Chris just made out with her on the rooftop too make her feel better.

So, who went home? Trina, Amber, and Tracy also got eliminated. Not really a big shock, but net week looks like a lot more kissing (and more) and a lot more tears. What did you think of the episode, HollywoodLifers?

— Emily Longeretta
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