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February 1, 2010

Spencer Pratt Says He’s Been Crying Every Day Lately — Spencer, What Do You Have To Be Sad About?

Could you possibly be heartbroken over Heidi Montag’s new plastic surgery addiction?

We’ve seen a lot of emotions from Spencer Pratt over the years — anger, pride and definitely plenty of confusion — but we never thought we’d see the day when he actually breaks down in tears! That’s apparently what his life has come to, at least according to him. “Today was [Heidi Montag] and my 24 day of Kundalini Yoga!” he tweeted Feb. 1. “I have been crying out all my built up emotions daily!” Like many forms of yoga, Kundalini is supposed to result in mental and spiritual growth — but we find it hard to believe that Spencer is really all that sad. Read more

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January 21, 2010

Heidi Montag, Your Debut Album 'Superficial' Sold Less Than 1,000 Copies!

Heidi, you spent more than $1 million to produce the album — that’s more than $1,000 per person who bought it! How sad.

Oh, Heidi Montag — we bet you seriously regret spending all that money out of your own pocket to produce your debut album, seeing as it has sold less than 1,000 copies worldwide since you released it Jan. 11. You were so sure it would be a hit, telling Entertainment Weekly that you spent more time on it than Michael Jackson spent on Thriller, and that the songs would “make an impact in pop history.” As it turns out, the only thing your album impacted is your growing list of career flubs. Heidi, do you think maybe you should take this as a sign and give up on your dreams of pop stardom? Read more & vote!

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January 14, 2010

Heidi Montag, You FINALLY Released Your Debut Album 'Superficial!' We Give It One Star — It's A Guilty Pleasure

Heidi, your pop star dreams still need some fine-tuning.

How many generic songs about clubs and paparazzi can one album have? Twelve, according to Heidi Montag‘s debut disc Superficial, which was released earlier this week. Like Heidi herself, the album should be considered a work in progress — a rough-around-the-edges effort with a couple of catchy tunes for those brave enough to explore the album in its entirety. Read more

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November 24, 2009

Heidi Montag Is “Superficial” & She Doesn't Just Admit it, She Sings It!!

Get out your headphones and 99 cents because Heidi Montag’s single is available for your ears today!

You have to hand it to Heidi and her new husband, Spencer. They know what they want — fame! — and they know how to get it! And if there’s one thing that they don’t mind being accused of at all, it’s being superficial. So, they’re going with it — Heidi’s new single dropped today and it’s called, ta da dah … “Superficial”!

If you take a listen it’s not bad at all — it’s actually pretty catchy. Speidi, we bet you’ll be laughing all the way to the bank. Read more

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