Drake – does Tiffany Haddish act like a woman who would take getting stood up, sitting down? No, she does not. And now she’s spilling the beans on her disappointing non-date with you.
Drake, what were you thinking when you asked actress and comedienne, Tiffany Haddish out for dinner and then ditched out on her? Haddish, 38, may make her money from laughs, but she takes her potential romantic life seriously and she’s not interested in wasting her time. We get it, because neither are we. As she told Jada Pinkett Smith, her Girls’ Trip co-star in a June 25 episode of Smith’s new Facebook talk show Red Table Talk, “I’m very busy. I would like to date. I really don’t have time for it, but when somebody asks me out on a date that I’m interested in hanging out with, I will clear the schedule, I will make some time,” she revealed. Now, who wouldn’t clear their schedule to have a date night with Drake, 31, at least on a one-on-one time basis, and that’s exactly how Haddish felt.
She and Drake struck up communication after he asked her to appear in his music video “Nice For What.” Here’s what went down. “He’s like, ‘Let me take you to dinner,'” she relayed. “I was like, shoot, I’m gonna get my mustache waxed, get my armpits waxed. Got me a nice little dress,” she fessed up. And we know that Haddish is a woman who values the investment she makes in a special occasion dress. She probably wore her $4,000 white Alexander McQueen halter gown from the Girls’ Trip premiere, or to Saturday Night Live when she hosted it. As she said in her November 11, 2017 SNL monologue: “Like this dress, I wore it on the red carpet for Girls Trip and my whole team told me, ‘Tiffany, you cannot wear that dress on SNL. You already wore it. It’s taboo to wear it twice,’ and I said, ‘I don’t give a dang about taboo. […] This dress cost way more than my mortgage. […] I’m going to wear this dress multiple times.” And she did. Again at the Oscars and again at the MTV Movie and TV Awards.
So Drake – when Tiffany gets a dress, and she got one for you, she is not likely to be amused by not getting to wear it. When date night arrived, he cancelled at the last minute, she told Pinkett Smith, due to a “family emergency.” “I was like, okay, I could have made $100,000 today, but I was trying to see what that D do.”
Despite Drake’s failure to follow through with the date, Tiffany’s not sweating it and seems to have other ways of enjoying men. In addition to the disappointing Drake situation, the comedian revealed that she has a book full of…well, d**k pics. “My d**k pic book!” Tiffany confessed. “I was doing research, because I’m a scientist. I’m a penialtologist. When I was younger, anytime I would go on a date, I would ask a guy if I could see his penis and then I would pull out my disposable camera and ask can I take a picture of your penis. I’m like, I don’t want your face or anything, I just want to remember your penis. They’d be holding it in their hands and from their hands you can see, dirty nails, dirty d**k. The tip of their penis matched the tip of their fingernails.”
Eww — thanks, Tiff, that’s a little TMI. Hmm, just wondering, do you think Drake maybe heard about your d**k pic book and that’s why he chickened out of your big night out? Well, Drake, it was definitely your loss.