Are we dreaming? Burger King released the weirdest commercial ever, advertising their brand new Whopper toothpaste! that’s right; it’s toothpaste that tastes just like your fave burger! Um…what? You need to watch this ultra-surreal commercial immediately!
It’s hard to tell if we want this to be an April Fools’ Day joke, or a real, disgusting product! Burger King dropped an atrocious commercial on March 30 that showed off the new Whopper toothpaste, which is exactly like it sounds. Do you love Burger King burgers so much that you want to savor that taste for the rest of the day? Would you be willing to create that taste sensation every single day of your life even on the days that you don’t actually go to Burger King? Buddy, there’s a product for you!
The ad follows our poor protagonist, a guy who just loves his favorite fast food chain so much that his wife can’t stand him anymore. “To keep the Whopper taste in my mouth, I haven’t brushed my teeth in two weeks; but, my wife dumped me,” he said. This sounds like a real personal problem, but we digress.
Thankfully, he’s inspired to brush his teeth again, because he can start using the (definitely fake, seriously guys, do you really think this is real?) Whopper toothpaste. Gross. The toothpaste, according to a man who’s 100% a scientist, uses flame grilled micro-granuales infused with sesame seeds, along with the following: total whitening onion, daily fresh tomato, and anti-cavity steak.
Now, while the flavor combination of onion, tomato, and steak is delicious on a bun, it seems like the worst possible scent we could dream of. To each their own, though. And hey, it’s enough to get our dude’s wife to come back to him!
HollywoodLifers, would you use Whopper toothpaste? Tell us in the comments!