Amy Schumer tried to take a romantic vacation to Paris with her boyfriend, Ben Hanisch in September, but fate had other plans. The poor couple got a ‘violent’ bout of food poisoning that almost changed their relationship! Click through to watch her hilarious account of the terrible experience!
Amy Schumer‘s visit to Ellen on December 12 took a gross, but funny turn when poor Ellen DeGeneres made the mistake of asking her about her relationship with Ben Hanisch, 30. Amy shared the epic tale of their terrible Parisian vacation, rather than a beautifully romantic moment. The details are hauntingly disgusting, but Amy, 35, managed to make the story so, so funny.
“Neither of us had ever been to France, because we’re both trash,” Amy told Ellen. “We were like, ‘let’s go, it’s going to be so romantic.’ And we were in one of those hotels where the bathroom, if someone *she quietly coughs* you can hear it through the whole room. You can hear everything. And both of us got violent food poisoning. Violent. And it hits him first, and he’s just in there…and the way it manifested itself in me…basically I was just in there just, how do I say this?
Amy gets up and starts making drilling noises while squatting over her chair. “Machine gun! And I knew it was over. I was like yelling at him, ‘It was so great dating you. I wish you the best luck, you’re going to meet the greatest girl.’ I just knew. I knew it was over. No one can make it through that. And then I thought, ‘I’m just going to be the one with that end,’ and he’s going back in there and putting his head where I…under a year we’ve been together. And so he hears me grab the trash. Both ends I’m going. I was like the fountain on Friends. And that is when I learned to never throw up in a wicker basket. We’re still together!”
Wow. Way to make the best of a horrible situation. Their relationship is stronger than ever now, and they’re clearly still in love. Amy and Ben just celebrated their one-year anniversary! A new report even states that the couple are planning to elope. While that may still be up in the air, it’s safe to say that they’re headed down that track.
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