Marc Maron has a message for progressives skipping the election because they don’t like Hillary Clinton: put your mouth where your money is. The ‘WTF’ host trashed those ‘stupid’ voters, saying their stubbornness should be punished with the worst thing ever: sex with Donald Trump!
“Here’s the deal,” Marc, 53, said during his Nov. 4 show at Carnegie Hall, part of the 2016 NY Comedy Festival. Marc spoke to those voters still pouting that Bernie Sanders, 74, lost the primary to Hillary, 69. “If you’re thinking about not voting or not voting for Hillary out of protest because of Bernie, you should be forced to blow Donald Trump.”
“It should be part of the ceremony,” Marc said, imagining Trump’s, 70, inauguration day after he winning the election because stubborn liberals refused to vote for Hillary “They’ll change it to a coronation the day before – it should be part of the ceremony [on] the capital mall, the grand mall. There will be two sides of Trump supporters and the middle, an aisle where confused progresses are being corralled towards the stage. ‘I don’t understand why I’m here, I voted for Jill Stein.’ Same line.”
Marc had a few words for those who think voting for the Libertarian or Green Party is the right thing to do. “There’s no f*cking third party in America. Shut the f*ck up. Two parties. Pick a f*cking team, stupid,” he said. “It was the Cubs versus the Indians were in the World Series. Nobody was sitting there on that last day, going ‘I’m still going for the Yankees.'”
"If you write in Bernie or vote for Jill Stein, you should have to blow Trump if he wins." -Marc Maron @ carnegie hall
— Maya Emme (@maya_from_mars) November 5, 2016
Saw Marc Maron at Carnegie Hall tonight and omg my face hurts from laughing. I needed that.
— Amanda Weaver (@AWeaverWrites) November 5, 2016
Moments before his Trump-oral sex decree, Marc said he wanted to avoid talking about politics because he didn’t “like the tone that comes out of me. Five minutes into it, I hate myself.” However, Maron has always been a politically active comedian, hosting the daily Morning Sedition radio show on the short-lived Air America.
It’s also this sharp political mind that made for a fascinating conversation between him and President Barack Obama, 55, on Marc’s podcast, WTF with Marc Maron. The two had a frank and honest discussion about race in America, a conversation that saw the sitting President of the United States drop the n-word.
Marc ended his Get-Out-The-Vote effort telling the audience at Carnegie Hall that they should hit the polling booth on Nov. 8. “You go to do it, and I know that most of you know what the right thing to do is.” Clearly, Marc’s not wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat anytime soon.
What do you think about Marc trashing the third-party progressives, HollywoodLifers? Do you think he’s right?