If Donald Trump wins this election, it will be the end of the world. Keegan-Michael Key predicts bankruptcy, crashing construction sites, and nonstop giggling should the Republican nominee become our next president. Check out the hilarious forecast video!
With Donald Trump, 70, this close to winning the election, the future of the United States looks catastrophic. Should the business mogul defeat Hillary Clinton, Key & Peele star Keegan-Michael Key, 45, predicts that our nation will suffer from an apocalyptic future, and will crash and burn in no time at all. The process begins with denial coming in from both coasts, which will cause a high blood-pressure front in the middle of the country.
Then, construction sites located between California and Texas “will fall apart long before” the buildings are completed, leading to “scattered bankruptcies.” Moving East, Keegan predicts that Wall Street in NYC will collapse and therefore become a “suck hole” for all 50 states. And if you think that’s bad, just wait until you hear the Canadian people’s reaction. Keegan foresees that Canadians will giggle at Donald’s triumph, and will give Americans smug looks for voting him into office. If that sounds like a future you would like to avoid, vote for Hillary this Nov. 8.
Keegan is just one of the many comedians who are using their craft to bash the Presidential candidate. Saturday Night Live has arguably been doing it the best recently, with Alec Baldwin and Kate McKinnon playing a mock Donald and Hillary. SNL‘s most recent episode replayed the second presidential debate, in which Donald was caught awkwardly creeping behind Hillary. On season 42’s premiere episode, Donald was forced to address the lewd 2005 Billy Bush recording. Of course he didn’t apologize for his behavior, but he did “applgize,” which sounds like the same thing, but it’s not!
HollywoodLifers, would you consider moving out of the US if Donald wins?