Samantha Bee annihilated Donald Trump on the Oct. 10 episode of ‘Full Frontal’, and it’s a must-watch. Check out the video segment of Samantha’s epic ‘vagina monologue’ — giving the Republican presidential nominee the takedown that he undoubtedly deserves — right here!
Three words for Samantha Bee: all the applause. The Full Frontal star completely slayed with her commentary on the Donald Trump/Billy Bush/Access Hollywood scandal, delivering accurate jokes about what she calls the “Adolescent Boner Bus”, Trump’s infamous “p*ssy-grabbing” line from the leaked tape, and more. “‘Take a Tic Tac and grab them by the p*ssy’ is the closest thing to a plan Trump has described this election,” Samantha says in the segment. Zing! WATCH the full video above.
“Trump doesn’t ask for anything, and that includes permission before putting his unwelcome, Tic Tac-crusted mouthhole on a female he barely knows,” Samantha adds in the episode. The worst part of the tape is, in her opinion, the way “two drooling hyenas treated actress Arianne Zucker, whose only mistake was doing her job in greeting the Adolescent Boner Bus”. Yas, queen.
She also points out that Trump counts ex-Fox News CEO Roger Ailes — who departed from the network after two dozen women came forward to say he’d sexually harassed them — as one of his trusted advisors. “Of course, Roger Ailes! Of the esteemed PR firm Ailes, Cosby, Polanski, and Gibson,” Samantha lists, referring to other men who have been accused of sexual harassment. Someone give this woman an Emmy.
We’d be amiss to not bring up how talented Samantha is at coming up with euphemisms and slang for “vagina”, though she eventually went with “box”, meaning a ballot box — as Samantha says, you can insult Trump all you want, but it means nothing if you don’t vote, come November.
Finally, the TBS star concludes her segment with one last well-timed joke: “That was literally a vagina monologue.”
We don’t deserve her.
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