The men who attacked and robbed Kim Kardashian better watch out — because Jimmy Kimmel has a threatening message for them! The comedian addressed Kim’s terrifying situation on his talk show Oct. 3, and managed to make a few acceptable jokes about it while issuing his warning. Watch here.
“We will tolerate a lot of nonsense, but do not mess with Kim Kardashian West. Whether you like her or not, she’s one of us, and if we found out you harmed even a single extension on her People’s Choice Award-winning head, we will find you and we will make you so Les Miserable you’ll wish you’d never been born to a woman who doesn’t shave her armpits,” Jimmy Kimmel said during his opening monologue on Oct. 3.
He went on to joke that, once “we” catch the attackers, they will be locked up and forced to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and he concluded with a threat that might just be scariest of all. “We want that jewelry back and the criminals who took it prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law,” he finished. “And you better Gerard Depardieu it quick or we’ll have no choice but to send Khloe [Kardashian] over there, and when that happens, all you can do is pray.”
Hey, it’s true — Khloe is one TOUGH gal, and we never want to be on her bad side! Of course, while the talk show host made a little bit of light of the scary ordeal Kim went through, the police really are working hard to track down the men who did this to her.
In case you haven’t been following, the reality star was pulled out of her bed in the middle of the night in Paris by five men. The attackers then held a gun to her head, tied her up, taped her mouth and locked her in the bathroom so they could raid her apartment. They wound up stealing more than $10 million worth of jewelry, but luckily, Kim was physically unharmed after the robbery. However, she is obviously incredibly terrified by the attack, and immediately rushed back to New York City to be with her husband, Kanye West, 39, and their two kids.
HollywoodLifers, what did you think of Jimmy’s monologue? Was it too soon for him to be joking about Kim’s scary situation?