Is butter a carb? Not today! National Junk Food Day 2016 is here, and before you scoff and settle for cheese fries, you might want to take our quiz and find out which junk food is perfect for you.
Kälteen bars are great and everything, but there’s some seriously fantastic junk food out there that you may not know about yet. Take our quiz above and see which snack you need to eat today!
Not only is this quiz going to help you see what type of junk food fits you, but we’ve also made recommendations for snacks within that category. In other words, we’ve assigned someone to butter your muffin for you. You can thank us later, when you’re knee deep in a package of Limited Edition Strawberry Shortcake Oreos.
While Amy Poehler is unfortunately not around to bring us some snacks — God love ya — getting yourself to the grocery or convenience store is also an option. If you like sweet snacks, ice cream is the perfect choice, especially in this unbearable heat. Häagen-Dazs will never judge you.
If you like snacks that match your salty personality, go for chips or crackers — the best part about having a bag o’ something is that the snack keeps on giving, since it takes longer to eat. If it ends in “itos”, it’s worth eating. Cheetos. Doritos. Fritos. Tostitos. The list goes on.
Or perhaps you want to relive your childhood by injecting your veins with pure sugar, in which case candy is your calling. There’s nothing better than ingesting colors and flavors that are definitely not found in nature. Looking at you, Blue Raspberry.
HollywoodLifers, which junk food are you going to demolish today? Tell us which result you got in our quiz in the comments below!