The Lonely Island made their triumphant return to ‘SNL’ during the season finale with another insanely catchy song. Hold on for ‘Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)’ — we’re pretty sure you’ve never heard anything like it! Click through to watch the very NSFW music video!
Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island crew produced yet another hilarious song and music video! They premiered “Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)” on the May 21 season finale of Saturday Night Live, which tells the tale of a fine honey who wants Andy to “f*ck her like the US military f*cked bin Laden.” Oh. My. God. Click through to watch the obviously NSFW music video!
This isn’t actually Andy we’re watching sing his heart out to a pretty lady; it’s conner4real, the clueless singer from The Lonely Island’s new movie, POPSTAR: Never Stop Never Stopping. And like the snippets of songs we’ve seen from those trailers (you know, like singing “Mona Lisa, you’re the original basic bitch”), “Finest Girl” is both extremely shocking, pretty offensive, and absolutely hilarious.
In the music video, Conner meets a sexy chick (Vanessa Bayer) who’s into some freaky sh*t: “Knew she was a freak when we started talkin. She said f*ck me like we f*cked bin Laden.” Omg! “She was a freaky kinda girl. Kept up with current events from all around the world. More specifically, one event. The time Osama bin Laden got shot in the head. She said ‘f*ck me like that.’ But I couldn’t track the metaphor.”
This song and its video are spit out your coffee hilarious. As Andy/Conner are trying to settle down in the bedroom with Vanessa, every time he turns back to her she looks a little bit more like bin Laden. Beard, tunic, the whole deal. Conner has to get a few facts straight with her about what really happened during the raid that led to bin Laden’s death, but he’s going to get over all this weird stuff. She’s hot!
“This girl requested intercourse with the clinical efficiency of the assassination of bin Laden,” he sings, sitting on a folding chair in fatigues as Vanessa wears a military uniform and points out a plan on a chart of a woman’s body. After they have sex, he even gets a call from President Obama congratulating him on carrying out something as complicated as killing bin Laden. So good!
At the end it turns out it was all part of super-rich Conner’s virtual reality experience. The kid’s got some strange taste in women, but damn can he write a song! We’re a little ashamed to admit that this is going on repeat!
HollywoodLifers, what did you think of Andy’s new song? Tell us in the comments!