Rest In Peace…Donald Trump? A real tombstone for the Republican presidential frontrunner appeared in Central Park, New York City around March 27. Does this mean that Donald is actually dead?
Somebody pinch Ted Cruz, 45, because the end may have finally come for Donald Trump. The 69-year-old candidate was leading in the Republican primaries, but did his campaign of endless hate and misogyny lead him to an early grave?
Sometime around March 27th, a headstone for the ex-Celebrity Apprentice star appeared in the Sheep’s Meadow section of Central Park in New York City, according to Buzzfeed. It has his birth year and middle initial. Seems legit. Wait — has Donald been dead this whole time and is really a brainless zombie from The Walking Dead?
Well, no. The “death date” on the tombstone is blank. So Donald is alive and well and not a zombie. It seems someone just wanted to be prepared in case Donald happens to pass away. How thoughtful! Though, the person who went to the trouble of erecting a real-life granite grave marker for Trump isn’t going to vote for him. The inscription at the bottom of the marker reads “Make America Hate Again.”
Before anti-Trump fans book their trip to see the tombstone in person, the massive Donald diss has been removed from the park, according to NYC Channel 7’s Kristin Thorne, per Buzzfeed. Maybe it was Donald who tore down the Tombstone, since it wasn’t as big as that wall along Mexico he plans to build if he’s elected president.
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If that actually were Donald’s grave, Ted Cruz, would probably be the first person to dance across it. Ted and Donald’s latest spat has included their wives – Melania Trump, 45, and Heidi Cruz, 43. On top of that, the National Enquirer has accused Ted of cheating on Heidi and Ted thinks Trump enlisted his friends at the magazine to do Donald’s dirty work!
Of course, Donald said he “had absolutely nothing to do with it,” but he pointed out that the tabloid was “right about O.J. Simpson, John Edwards and many others.” While Trump hoped that the magazine wasn’t “right about Lyin’ Ted,” his concern didn’t stop his attacks on his GOP rival and Ted’s wife!
Are you sad that they took down Donald Trump’s tombstone, HollywoodLifers? Do you think they should make it the next NYC sightseeing landmark?