Wow! Cristiano Ronaldo is a beast — a non-stop scoring machine. Where does his 90th goal in Champions League rank among his all-time most amazing blasts ever? Keep reading and check out our list of Cristiano’s top five goals ever.
Cristiano Ronaldo, 31, from Portugal, knows how to put the goal in the net. Cristiano has perfect hair, stunning good looks and he just scored his 90th goal, which pushed his team Real Madrid into the quarter finals in the Champions League. However, it was far from his best. Hang with HollywoodLife.com as we count down Cristiano’s top five scores ever.
#5: Galatasaray Vs. Real Madrid, 09/17/13
Cristiano dances around one defender, then another and then a third before he kicks the ball over the keeper’s head and into the upper corner of the net. How does he celebrate? Like a sweet baby sucking his thumb, of course!
#4: Real Madrid Vs. Chelsea, 08/08/13
Cristiano bends a crazy one over a handful of defenders during this free kick in front of a wild crowd in Miami, Florida. What? You didn’t know he could use his right foot, too? Yep, this guy is insane and can win from every angle.
#3: Manchester United Vs. Chelsea, 05/21/08
Cristiano has shown he can strike with both his left and his right foot, but in this spectacular goal, he uses his head. It is no wonder keepers lose their jobs after trying to stop the Sultan of the Stepover, Ronnie. It is not enough that he has perfect six-pack abs, the guy has crazy talent, too.
#2: Porto Vs. Manchester United, 04/15/09 #1 Manchester United Vs. West Ham, 05/03/08
This one came from downtown Pittsburgh, like WAY far away. Cristiano launched a rocket from practically mid-field to score this, his second best goal ever. It is no wonder guys freak out when Cristiano flirts with their ladies — the guy is a stud.
#1 Manchester United Vs. West Ham, 05/03/08
Cristiano’s best goal ever does not involve his right or his left foot. Nor does he use his head for his best goal ever. Nope. His best move ever was when he finessed the ball into the net using his manhood. That’s right, Cristiano pushed the rock past the keeper using his groin in his most epic shot ever!
The guy is amazing and Kendall Jenner, 20, would be nuts to turn down a date from this pro baller. What do you think HollywoodLifers? Do you have a favorite goal?