From professional wrestler to drinks reviewer, Stone Cold Steve Austin samples cocktails in a laugh-out-loud clip in which he drinks an Appletini, Cosmopolitan and even a Rancher Shot! Click here to see the beer-favoring athlete’s hilarious critique!
Who knew WWE legend Stone Cold Steve Austin, 51, could be such a pro at reviewing cocktails? The Texas Rattlesnake, who’s always a favored a simple cold beer over a mixed drink, became a drinks critic in this hilarious video from Buzzfeed that’s bound to have you chuckling as you watch.
Steve, who is such a famous beer chugger he crushes cans in the ring and created his own IPA, starts off with a Sex On The Beach. He quizzes viewers, “have you ever tried to have sex on the beach? All that sand, getting in your crevices and all that bulls***!” he first moans.
He then moves on to a cutesy Birthdaytini, Steve takes one look at it and says, “I don’t know what the f*** this is, but I’m gonna try it. “His description calling it “sugary dog-s*** had us laughing in hysterics and nearly falling off our seats.
However, it’s not all bad for Steve. If you do ever see him in a bar, and you want to buy him a drink, you could try offering him a Cosmopolitan. “It’s not a bad drink, I’m kind of enjoying it,” he says taking a sip. “In fact, I think I’m going to finish it off,” he declares before chugging it in one.
And how about a Jolly Rancher Shot, Steve? “These are the kind of drinks that just p*** you off!” he says after comparing it to the “red s***” Birthdaytini he drank earlier.
We don’t know about Steve, but all those cocktails looked delicious! But we won’t argue with him because he’s a tough guy!
HollywoodLifers, what did you think of Steve’s assessment? Did you find it funny? Has he got a future in comedy? Sound off to us below.