Tila Tequila Launches Crowd-Funding Campaign To Pay Her Rent — See Her Crazy Demands

Here we go again! After going on a crazy Twitter rant about the #FlatEarth, Tila Tequila has taken to GoFundMe.com to try and get supporters to bankroll her apartment and shopping habits. You've got to see the letter she wrote, asking for money! Tila Tequila, 34, wants a new home and furniture, and she wants YOU to pay for it. That's right -- the Celebrity Big Brother star created a GoFundMe page to try and raise $10,000 (because, you know, her $1.5 million net worth doesn't count for anything). Read on to see the hilariously insane message she posted on the site!

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Despite being pretty wealthy from her multiple bestselling books and TV shows, Tila is apparently strapped for cash and she started a crowd-funding page with this whackadoodle message:

Hello Flat-Earther’s!

I have been defeated by the Government and their bio-weapon attacks against me for the past few years ever since I got assassinated, and killed in 2012 then was replaced with a clone! Right now I fear for my baby’s life so I am tired of shopping at Wal-mart, and would like to upgrade to TARGET where all the rich, nice, white people shop. My daughter and I would feel really safe there, but we need your help! I am also moving into a different house where there is a lot of white people in the area so I know they won’t kill us! I am a struggling single mother after all, and I just want to make sure my baby has proper blankets, and warm winter clothes and hot food on the table. This would not only help her recieve that, but it would also help me give up Moutain Dew that I sometimes buy at Wal-Mart on Saturdays, and we alll know that causes brain damage and tooth decay!!!! Please, world, if you have a soul left in ya you would help us achieve this! WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND TRANSFERRED TO YOURS YOU ARE NOW COMPELLED TO HELP MY POOR LITTLE BABY, AND I! Once we reach this goal I will give everyone a virtual tour of our new home!!!! Thank you so much grom the Galactic Federation Super Council of 9 and Tila Tequila.

Peace in the Middle East,
Tila Tequila and Mother of 1 to Isabella Monroe Nguyen, No father.


Naturally, the page was taken down, and she has since updated it with a more sane message, but still. The original lives on. This comes shortly after her wild series of Tweets about how she was turned into a activated robot clone and that the earth is flat, among other “facts”. Her messages are far out, to say the least! Example:

HollywoodLifers, what do you think of Tila’s plead for cash? Will you donate, or is this totally crazy?