Wow! New Year’s wasn’t the only thing worth celebrating on Dec. 31! Chris Brown gave us a big surprise when the ball dropped at midnight – and it’s in his pants, er, towel. That’s right, it was the final blow in the 2015 battle of the bulge. Check out the pic, here!
Chris Brown, 26, took one last opportunity in 2015 to prove that he’s got some junk in the trunk, uh, towel. The crooner took to Instagram to share his last conundrum of the year – ‘I lost my drawz’! Will he find them before midnight?! See the pic here to find out why we don’t want him to.
Oh, hello there Chris! The sexy R&B singer realized he had one last chance to make an impression in 2016, and he took it to the extreme. C-Breezy took to Instagram late on Dec. 31, 2015 to share a very sexy shirtless pic in nothing but a towel. And while the abs and tattoos were irresistibly sexy, it what what was concealed beneath the towel that had us freaking out.
Um, how do we put this… it was a huge bulge. Yeah, Chris shared a pic of a very clear outline of his impressive package beneath nothing but a flimsy white towel. “🎉🎉🎉🎉 looking for 2016 like I lost my drawz!!!” said the caption, and we think he should just stop looking and stay like this forever.
We would like to say we love this New Year’s surprise, but it isn’t really a surprise. This is the THIRD time Chris has shared his impressive gift from god on Insta in the past year. He’s become the king of “oh, is my junk showing? I hadn’t noticed.” However this time he opted for a towel instead of a pair of flimsy sweatpants, so he can’t really claim ignorance this time. It’s okay, we aren’t mad at it. Here’s to many more in 2016!
What do you think, HollywoodLifers? Is Chris’ junk pic sexy or too thirsty to handle? Share your thoughts in the comments!