So awkward! On the Dec. 7 episode of ‘Vanderpump Rules,’ James showed up to work with love bites and scratches all over his body. And when Lala demanded he tell her who he slept with, she was shocked to find out it was none other than her good friend, Lauren. Ouch.
James has become quite the player on Vanderpump Rules. On the Dec. 7 episode, James, who recently broke up with longtime girlfriend Kristen after cheating on her with Lala, admitted to having sex with another SUR server named Lauren. He even came to work with love bites and scratches all over his body — so gross!
Lala and James were never officially dating, but when she saw the scratches, she begged James to tell her who he slept with. He refused to tell her for a while, and her friend, Lauren, who was the one who actually slept with James, even told her she doesn’t need to know and shouldn’t worry about it. What a great friend she is. So when Lala did find out from James who he slept with, she was so incredibly pissed. And she retaliated by ratting Lauren out to her boyfriend. Yes, Lauren slept with James even though she had a boyfriend. (What is with these people?!) Lala then went home with Jax because, as we can only guess, she no longer wanted to feel like second best to James, nor anyone else for that matter.
Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderpump threw not one but two parties for Gay Pride, which is actually where James showed up with his love bites. And Kristen showed up and pretended to be relevant. But before that, Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz helped Shay jumpstart his makeover after admitting to a serious painkiller addiction. And Scheana finally went to DMV to change her name on her license. Forget Scheana Marie — legally, she’s now Scheana Shay.
We hate to say this, but the veterans are becoming pretty boring. These days, it’s all about the newbies — James, Lala, and someone random girl named Lauren. Bravo, we beg of you, bring back Stassi!
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