Welcome back, Chanel No. 2. The group never got to say goodbye, so naturally this week on ‘Scream Queens,’ the school brought her pink casket into the Kappa house for a funeral.
Naturally, Chanel (Emma Roberts) gave quite the eulogy for No. 2 (Ariana Grande), to tell her how much she hated her — then decided to contact her through a Ouija board. The board knew a lot about the Chanels so it had to be her, right? Well the other Chanels flipped out when the board told them Chanel was the killer — so, they plotted to kill her.
No, Chanel did not get killed in case you thought that was a possibility. Chanel No. 2 did come back to apologize to Chanel in her dreams, that way she could get to Heaven. I mean, she was getting motor boated by Adolf Hitler. She apologized and told her the other Chanels were plotting against her. So, Chanel called them out on it, then convinced them that Grace (Skyler Samuels) and ZayDay (Keke Palmer) were the killers.
Meanwhile, Gigi (Nasim Pedrad) got even more suspicious this week. We did learn via phone call that whoever the red devil was was someone she “used to love.” She also wasn’t happy with him, as he hadn’t gotten rid of the person messing with their “brand” of killing not kidnapping. We can assume that means she’s not into the second devil — the one who kidnapped and likes Zayday.
She also tipped Grace off to a student, Feather (Tavi Gevinson), who Dean Munsch (Jamie Lee Curtis)’s husband left her for. So naturally, the ex ended up dead and the dean was the prime suspect — and was under arrest/put in an asylum where we can imagine she did this:
However, she got out when Grace and Pete (who I like to call #Prace) matched Feather’s DNA to the sandwich found with the Dean’s ex’s body. So, to jail Feather went. And no, she didn’t kill her man. The dean set her up — yup, she thought with a killer out there, it was perfect time to kill her ex. She also made a promise to Prace she would fill them in on how Feather was related to the baby from 20 years ago. We’ll see!
— Emily Longeretta