Somebody get James Corden a cold shower. The host of ‘The Late Late Show’ couldn’t help but throw himself at Vin Diesel during the Hollywood Film Awards on Nov. 1. James held nothing back when describing what he’d love to do to that ‘beautiful bast**d’ of a man.
New couple alert? Only in James Corden’s dreams. The 37-year old Late Late Show star was hosting the Hollywood Film Awards when he revealed his celebrity crush. With gorgeous starlets like Reese Witherspoon, 39, Amy Schumer, 34, and Jane Fonda, 77, attending the event, it seems James’s heart — and body — belongs to…Vin Diesel, 48!
“Look at that guy,” James said during the 19th annual HFAs on Nov. 1, reports the Daily Mail. After poking fun at Vin earlier in the event, James revealed the true intentions behind his wisecracks. “You beautiful bast**d. I swear to God. I’m married and I would go through you like a train. I’m not joking — that’s the truth of it.”
Dang, James. Tell us how you really feel! Well, considering how many times the Furious 7 star is seen in various states of undress, it’s not surprising that the Late Late Show host wants to get himself a slice of Vin. While Vin seemed flattered by James’s graphic display of love, don’t expect to see “CorDiesel” be the hottest Hollywood couple anytime soon.
Vin wasn’t the only target of James’s affections – and jokes. He made quality of the event’s food, provided by Robert De Niro’s restaurant, Nobu. James even poked fun at the name of the Hollywood Film Awards “If you told me a year ago that I would be hosting the Hollywood Film Awards, I would ask you ‘What are the Hollywood Film Awards?'”
“Even the name sounds like you are lying,” he added. “‘Yes, I won the Hollywood Film Award — next to my New York Player award. We aren’t even on TV!'” After the New York Mets lost the World Series, they may appreciate a ‘New York Player’ award. As for the HFAs not being televisied, James showed that he didn’t need a camera to be hilarious.
What did you think about James’s joke during the HFAs, HollywoodLifers? He said he wasn’t joking – do you think he would love to drive a Diesel?
— Jason Brow