

Kim Kardashian, 33, and Justin Bieber, 20, are two of the biggest stars in the country, but that doesn’t make them exempt from Weird Al Yankovic‘s silly scrutiny. The comedian plainly disses both stars in two tracks off his new album Mandatory Fun. Check out the hilarious things he has to say about Justin and Kim!
Weird Al, 54, has come back in a big way with his new videos for ‘‘Tacky” and ”Word Crimes,” parodying Pharrell Williams‘ ultra-upbeat song ”Happy” and Robin Thicke‘s ”Blurred Lines,” respectively.
And in his new track ”In My Own Eyes,” Weird Al takes on the Biebs with his lyrics, “I saw an old man’s final breath. I watched him die from Bieber Fever.”
This isn’t the first time Weird Al has poked fun at the pop star in one of his songs. In 2011, Justin’s hit track ”Baby” was incorporated into Al’s ”Polka Face,” off his Alpocalypse album.
Weird Al also took aim at Kim in his new song ”Lame Claim to Fame.” The title alone gives us the gist of hilarious track, which is all about people boasting about their “lame” celebrity sightings. Of course we couldn’t help but notice Al’s humble brag that his “birthday and Kim Kardashian’s are exactly the same.”
Other stars name-dropped in the track include Jack Nicholson, Brad Pitt, Russell Crowe and Steve Carrell.
Check out the full lyrics to ”Claim To Fame” below, and let us know if YOU think they’re as hilarious as we do!
One time I was in the checkout line
Behind Steven Seagal
Once I’m pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill
Was in the very next bathroom stall
My best friend’s brother
Well, he was an extra in Wayne’s World 2
My neighbour’s baby sitter
Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue
I swear Jack Nicholson
Looked right at me at a Laker’s game
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster
From a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt
I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria
Well, he sure sounded legit
My sister used to take piano lessons
From the second cousin of Ralph Nader
Last year I threw up in an elevator
Next to Christian Slater
Well guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian’s
Are exactly the same
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
Once at a party, my dentist accidentally
Sneezed on Russell Crowe
I posted first in the comments
On a YouTube video
I tried to sit by Steve Buscemi
But he told me this seat’s taken
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy
Who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon
I had a car that used to belong
To Cuba Gooding Jr.’s uncle
A friend of mine in high school
Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel
One time I was staying in the same hotel
As Zooey Deschanel
I used to same napkin dispenser
As Steve Carrell at a Taco Bell
I don’t mean to brag but
Paul Giamatti’s plumber knows me by name
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame
Ow, let’s get lame boys
So what do YOU think, HollywoodLifers? Do you love Weird Al’s new songs or do you think he takes his disses too far? Let us know!
— Caitlin Beck