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Drake Brags About Getting Girls In New Video — Will RiRi Be Jelly?

Wed, June 11, 2014 4:38pm EDT by 18 Comments

In a new video, ‘SNL’ cast member Vanessa Bayer advises that Drake join JDate in order to get girls; he assures her that won’t be necessary. Watch the hilarious video!

In the newest installment of “Sound Advice” starring Saturday Night Live cast member Vanessa Bayer as her character, media coach Janessa Slater, she decides to give Drake some hilariously awful advice on rapping and on the ladies — both of which, Drake assures her, he does not need. Click to watch the video and tell us — should Drake just accept Janessa’s cousin Amy’s tips on how to set up a great JDate profile?

Drake On JDate? — Brags About Girls In New ‘Sound Advice’

“Have you ever considered JDate?” Janessa asked. Drake hedged, “Probably not a good idea for me, I’m more of a private person, and I don’t really have any trouble…” he trailed off, clearly bragging about the girls that fall at his feet.

However, now that Drake has split from Rihanna, maybe he shouldn’t scoff at Janessa’s tips! “My cousin Amy met her husband on JDate,” Janessa offered, “and I could like, call her and get some good tips for you on setting up a great profile page. You don’t want people to just see the photo, and go like, ‘Oh look, hot black Jewish guy, but like… is he stable? Does he make a good living? Would he be a good father?'”

These are all very important tips, Drake.

Drake Should Change His Name To ‘Graham Cracka’

Janessa also advised that Drake consider changing his name to something “a little more hip hop/rap,” like “Graham Cracka,” or “Drake Time — like break time? Y’all know what time it is? It’s Drake Time!” If it’s wrong to love the idea of Drake changing his name to “Graham Cracka,” we don’t want to be right.

Check out the video! It’s pretty hilarious. Janessa also makes fun of Drake’s “YOLO” catchphrase, mix tapes, his “team” and more!

So, HollywoodLifers, what do you think? Should Drake get over his split from Rihanna by signing up for JDate? Let us know!

— Amanda Michelle Steiner

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