Kim and Kanye — just do it! Have the biggest, most extravagant wedding ever, and since we all want to see it — do it on TV!
Kim Kardashian, your fiance, Kanye West, told radio station Power 106 that he wants a wedding so spectacular that it will include fighter jets streaking across the sky! The wedding, he told the radio station in his interview, “is going to be next summer. I got only two words in my mind as far as ideas for the wedding, that’s ‘fighter jets.'” In other words, Kanye’s thinking big, really big, when it comes to your nuptials, Kim. After all, Kanye, 36, has never been married before and he loves to put on a mind-blowing show.
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West: Have The Biggest Wedding Ever
Plus Kanye’s completely open to making money from his wedding, Kanye, also revealed in the interview. “If you can help out with those bills, because you know me and Kim are in the exploitation business. We get paid to exploit ourselves,” he explained.
Well Kanye — I love that you’re so honest about what you and Kim, 33, do. You love that Kim’s a reality star, and you make no excuses about it, to any reality show critics.
In fact, Kanye, you believe that Kim’s reality show fame has made her more culturally influential than almost any other major TV and film stars — and you’ve got a point. Kim has been a HUGE fashion, beauty and even mothering trendsetter. You even think she deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
“There’s no way Kim Kardashian shouldn’t have a star on the Walk of Fame,” you told Jimmy Kimmel on his show on Oct. 9.
So Kim — if you deserve a Walk of Fame star and you and Kanye are both in the exploitation business, as he says, then you should both be completely open to having the most extravagant, mind-blowing wedding ever. And you know what? You should televise the whole dang thing.
Kimye: Televise The Wedding — We Want To Watch!
In fact, you should do a pre-wedding special too, on all of the highly detailed, incredible preparations that will go into the making of your magnificent affair.
Millions of viewers would tune in to watch both TV specials! After all, who wouldn’t want to see every last detail of both the prep and the main event?
We want to see your discussions with Kanye about the wedding location — reportedly the gorgeous Villa San Michele on Italy’s stunning island of Capri — and about all of the events you plan for the 14-day-long wedding celebration.
We hear the nuptial color scheme will be black, diamonds and gold, and that three-star Michelin chef Massimo Bottura will plan all the menus for the hundreds of guests.
Celebrity guests will fly in from around the world to attend your reportedly all-expenses-paid celebration. So with guests like the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan, plus friends like Beyonce and Jay Z, Big Sean and his fiance, Naya Rivera, Drake, Pharrell Williams, Jonathan Cheban, Ryan Seacrest, Ciara, Future, Eva Longoria, Kelly Osborne and more, the wedding will make for riveting viewing.
Kim Kardashian: Let Us Watch You Walk Down The Aisle
And Kim, even though you’ve been married twice before, and your wedding to Kris Humphries, 28, was televised on E!, you will no doubt go all out with another stunning wedding gown. Kanye will want you to look your absolute best — he thinks you’re the most beautiful woman in the world — and so you will no doubt have a breathtaking couture wedding gown, probably by Givenchy’s Riccardo Tisci. Riccardo designed the controversial pink and black floral gown that you, Kim, wore to the 2013 Met Ball.
Kim, we need to see you walk down the aisle in your wedding gown. And we need to see your sisters — dressed as bridesmaids — and your mom as maid of honor. And then there’s baby North West!
We all require a blowout wedding to look forward to next summer. Kanye — you love to do everything in a huge way, so please don’t hold back. Make it more epic than Prince William and Kate Middleton’s royal wedding! We can’t wait!
What about you, Hollywood Lifers? Would you like Kim and Kanye to have an over-the-top TV wedding? Let me know.
— Bonnie Fuller