That’s right, even before her marriage to Max was finalized, Naomi said ‘I do’ to a new life-partner — and it was the perfect match.
In an effort to lift her spirits — divorce is super sad, you guys — Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) planned a little girls’ night out on the March 11 episode of 90210. But thanks to a few cups of Ivy’s “special” left-over tea, the girls woke up the next morning with no memories from the night before, including the identity of Naomi’s mystery groom!
Their search for the new Mr. Naomi Clark led the girls from a strip club to a Bo-lates studio — yes, that’s Botox and Pilates — where they were reunited with Brandi Glanville and Camille Grammer, whom Naomi apparently bonded with during her night of debauchery. They called themselves “the three divorcees,” which is equal parts hilarious and depressing. (Best line of the night: “Adrianna, get me a list of the Housewives; I’ve got to find those bitches!”)
At first, Naomi thought she married Mark — which would have been a major bummer for Silver (Jessica Stroup) and Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes), as they’re both desperate to jump his bones — but fortunately, that’s not how it went down. It turns out Naomi actually said “I do” to herself, which makes a lot of sense. I mean, who does Naomi love more than Naomi?
Oh, here’s another fun surprise from the girls’ Hangover-style evening: Silver totally hooked up with Mark. (Forget what I said about her wanting to jump his bones. She actually did!) Adrianna is understandably pissed, so let’s just hope she doesn’t find herself back in a pill-swapping mood. I don’t think I can handle another Silver freak-out.
With Silver out helping Naomi, her poor defenseless surrogate was left alone with Dixon (Tristan Wilds); and as usual, a fun night out quickly turned into a date. Meanwhile, Liam (Matt Lanter) infiltrated Chronus to prove they’re setting up Navid (Michael Steger Jr.) — but honestly, he remained clothed the entire time, so I kind of lost interest in that story line.
HollywoodLifers, what did you think of this week’s episode? Do you like Silver and Mark together? Are you looking forward to seeing Adrianna get her revenge? Drop a comment with your reviews and predictions!
— Andy Swift
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