Jennifer Aniston it’s time to slam the door forever on your ex-husband Brad Pitt. He and lover Angelina clearly can’t get over their strange obsession with you!
Why is it Jen — that just when you’re finally getting on with your life with Justin Theroux — a man who adores you — Brad has to drag you back in to his life with insulting statements about your former marriage.
And now that he’s horrified the world with his comments in Parade magazine about your marriage being “pathetic” and “uninteresting,” he can’t seem to stop “clarifying” his initial statement, over and over.
First, he announced that “it grieves me that this was interpreted this way,” and he called you “giving, loving and hilarious,” and said that you remain his friend and that your friendship is “an important relationship I value greatly.”
Well, Jen – if Brad values his relationship with you he should have kept his lips zipped and never uttered a word about you and your marriage.
Some friend. A friend would just shut up at THIS point. Brad then dug himself even deeper into unfair territory with you Jen when he told Matt Lauer on that ” it’s a shame that I can’t say something nice about Angie without Jen being drug in.”
Of course, he’s referring here to his comments in Parade when he said “one of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. Oh, man, I’m so happy to have her.”
Mr. Missing Sensitivity Chip Brad, doesn’t see how hurtful this is to you Jen. You always wanted to be a mom and even had a miscarriage while married to Brad Pitt. Now it seems like he’s saying that he’s so glad he didn’t have kids with you, and he’s glad he’s waited for Angelina. That’s no friend!
Jen face it. Brad’s not your friend and Angelina is about as far from being your friend as anyone could be.
In fact, these two are weirdly obsessed with you. There’s no other explanation for why they keep bringing you up in interviews. You need to cut them off. “Jen should exorcise him from her life. In fact she should remove him entirely from her consciousness,” believes psychotherapist Dr. Gilda Carle, and author of 99 Prescriptions For Fidelity. “ Brad is still feeling something for Jenifer and he has to validate to the world his decision to cheat. So he’s looking to rationalize and justify his behavior.”
Dr. Gilda Carle also believes both Brad and Angelina are still feeling guilty about their affair behind Jen’s back. “They are constantly trying to show that they have a great relationship … Letting the world know, this wasn’t a mistake, this was a good thing.”
If one shrink isn’t enough for you Jen — here’s another expert opinion, backing up my advice to cut Brad out of your life for good.
“I think it’s probably best for her to sever the relationship because it’s becoming too complicated,” agrees psychologist Jeff Gardere, a contributor to Healthguru.com. “She needs to completely ignore both Brad and Angelina.”
Dr. Gardere also speculates that Brad may be getting pressure at home to prove to Angelina that he’s completely committed and that this is why he chose to speak out now against Jen and their marriage.
In any case Jen — you don’t need to be part of whatever is going on in Brad and Angelina’s relationship. You need to move on with your life for good and enjoy your love with Justin.
To do that — end your “friendship” with Brad. You know the saying — with friends like that who need enemies?!
— Bonnie Fuller