Bonnie Says: Nancy Grace & Chaz Bono Were Genius Choices For 'DWTS,' But Should Charlie Sheen Have Been Booked?

Charlie Sheen may already have a new TV show, but HollywoodLifers have to agree with me here: wouldn’t ‘DWTS’ have been a perfect comeback vehicle for the former ‘Two And A Half Men’ star?

Think about it — Charlie would have a chance to show off everything about himself that is most appealing. He turns on his charm so famously that it carried him through a two-decade long sitcom career. He could go shirtless and show off his abs. And he’d LOVE dancing on CBS rival ABC!

As for DWTS — it would have given the show a true A-lister to mix it up with predictable reality and sports star choices like Rob Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, Hope Solo and Ron Artest.

But even without Charlie, I hope that this season’s drama will be amped up by courtroom queen Nancy Grace and new man Chaz Bono. Chaz is just so damn likable!

And Nancy — have we finally got a dance contender that will give it right back to the judges? After all, she’s not exactly known for being shy or keeping her opinion to herself. Len Goodman, Carrie Ann Inaba, and Bruno Tonioli — you have met your match!

Warning to whoever her partner is — Nancy won’t take any guff. But she probably will want to work off a few stray pounds still hanging around since she gave birth to her twins.

Kelly Osbourne and Bristol Palin may have charmed the judges with their humble “we-want to-learn-to-dance” attitudes — but i think Nancy will floor them by standing up for her “rights” to be recognized as a novice dancer and rewarded for it!

So go for it Nancy & Chaz. And think about Charlie and what might have been!

–Bonnie Fuller