Joan Rivers Disses Robert Pattinson! She Says He's 'Pasty', 'Mumbles', And Has 'Poor Hygiene!'!

Tue, August 2, 2011 7:23pm EST by 71 Comments
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Her daughter Melissa joins the assualt and says Rob needs to ‘take a bath’! Ladies, you are being way too harsh!

Joan Rivers has a reputation in Hollywood for ripping on celebrities, but this time she has gone too far! The TV personality along with her daughter Melissa Rivers went on the offensive, and launched an all out attack on Robert Pattinson.

“I just don’t understand the appeal with this man! He is pasty, he mumbles when he talks, he is notorious, as Melissa pointed out, for poor hygiene,” exclaimed Joan on E!’s Fashion Police via spunk-ransom.

Joan was referring to a picture of Rob at a Comic Con panel sporting his new half-done do from Cosmopolis.We know she’s not in the age range of most Robsessed fans, but she could at least appreciate his good looks. To make matters worse, Joan wasn’t the only one ripping on R-Patz. Melissa claimed he was a bad influence on her son and was in need of a scrubbing!

“I am just fearful when I see this, I have a ten year old son and whenever this movie is a hit, they are all going to want to shave half their heads. Its like please… also TAKE A BATH!” said Melissa.

Those are fighting words! We’re sure most of you ladies don’t have a problem with Rob’s hygiene and we want to hear what you have to say about Joan’s opinion on America’s biggest hear throb. So all you Team Edwards, Twilight Moms, and Robsessed fans sound off and tell us if you think Joan went too far?

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Kim k

Posted at 11:09 PM on February 10, 2012  

Joan rivers and her lame daughter need to be slap in the head. Do they have mirrors in their home. Have they by any chance checked their faces recently. The look ugly,they should shut up and hide themselves in the closest bush. I am Tired of all this hungry famewhores

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Posted at 4:44 PM on August 8, 2011  

I always wondered why anyone took Joan Rivers’ advice about anything, especially fashion and LOOKS! I mean, have you SEEN her face?!

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Posted at 2:26 AM on August 8, 2011  

She’s just talking about him because she wants publicity. She talks about whoever is popular. Since she’s never met him, she has nothing to base her charge of poor hygiene on. Everyone who’s met him says he smells good, and it’s obvious he washes his hair, it looks great even halfway chopped off.

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Always 2 Sides

Posted at 6:13 PM on August 7, 2011  

Joan doesn’t understand his appeal because her eyes have been face-lifted so tight she can’t see anything correctly anymore…

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Posted at 8:23 AM on August 6, 2011  

OMG.. tell that 100 something year old grammy to shut the heck up…so does her famewhore daughter.. BTW they are both FUGLY..

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Posted at 9:17 AM on August 5, 2011  

I liked Joan Rivers and I used to be able to tolerate – although minimally – Melissa. However, I have come to the conclusion that neither one of them can be very smart as they obviously cannot read. How many articles have stated that Rob has that goofy haircut because part of his role in Cosmopolis involves getting a bad haircut. Having a little bit of a beard and dressing ultra-casual in jeans, t-shirts, etc. doesn’t mean he’s unclean. It just means Rob is smart enough to know you don’t really need to fancy all the time – and good for him.

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