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Bristol Palin: Everyone Is Jealous Of My Mom Because 'She's Got God On Her Side.'

Thu, July 14, 2011 1:31pm EDT by 8 Comments

Bristol claims that God is on her mother’s side, meaning God loves hunting and knows very little in the way of American history.

Bristol Palin is continuing her promoting abstinence after having a baby tour with an interview in Christianity Today, in which she claims mom Sarah Palin has a huge ally on her side — the Lord! Bristol told the mag, “Yeah, I think that people treat her poorly, they treat her with no respect, and I think it’s because they’re envious of her. She’s got a good family, she’s got a good husband, she’s got awesome support, she’s got God on her side, and I think people are envious of that.” Seriously?

This news should be huge for Sarah’s upcoming presidential campaign, with the big man in her corner no one should stand a chance. Maybe however the big man could tell her to speed it up and just finally admit she IS going to be running.

Bristol also offers some amazing nonsensical insight as to the rallies she enjoys attending.”I would much rather attend a pro-life event than an abstinence type of event just because I’m much more passionate about pro-life things.” Isn’t she a spokesperson for abstinence? I’m confused.

Bristol also reiterated that she knows the answer to the world’s greatest question — whether ma is running to be Commander-in-Chief! “Yeah, I’m pretty sure I know. We talk all the time. What’s said at our kitchen table will remain there until she wants to make a decision publicly.” Kind of like Sarah knew whether or not her daughter had reunited with her ex, gotten engaged, and shot a cover for US Weekly announcing it. Oh, wait…

HollywoodLife has reached out to God’s rep, but has yet to hear back.

So HollywoodLifers, are you excited God is on Sarah’s side or do you think S/He is being selfish?

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