Demi Moore Literally Holds Onto Ashton Kutcher — As Couple Jets To Israel!

Cheating and threesome allegations be gone! Hollywood’s newest beleaguered couple, Demi and Ashton, flew away from LA and alleged Ashton-lover Brittany Jones on a trip that appears to mix technology and, potential, marriage saving.

“Sharing love and light while in Israel,” Ashton Kutcher tweeted on Sat evening Oct. 9, just hours after the couple was whisked through LA’s LAX airport by security. “Asking 4 the energy 2 forge bonds with our similarities and find compromise in our differences.” Hmm… is Mr. Kutcher trying to repair bonds with Kabbalah-loving Mrs. Kutcher on this trip?

The pair gripped hands as they made their way through the throngs at Los Angeles International Airport, accompanied by airport staffers. Question: Why do Demi and Ashton get to be whisked while us  non-celeb , human beings don’t ever get to jump any lines.

Techno-fans, the Kutchers both tweeted about their visit to “Better Place” , once they landed in Israel: “Just saw a demo at Better Place 4 an electric car and system that could change the world, our dependency on oil & the quality of our planet,” Demi tweeted Oct. 11.

“Better Place is one of the smartest companies I’ve ever seen,” Ashton tweeted.

Nice try, guys! Yes, we are glad there may be a new gas-saving electric car on the horizon — but honestly, are you really in Israel ignoring your spiritual sides?

At the very least, I bet you’re praying that those cheating/threesome allegations go away OR that you love each other enough to re-commit to making your marriage work — even without extras in bed.

— Bonnie Fuller