Click to Skip Ad
Closing in...

Ali, Why Are You Even Talking To These Other Guys? Roberto Is The Obvious Choice To Win Your Heart!

Tue, June 8, 2010 9:00pm EDT by Add first Comment


There’s no question in my mind — Roberto is THE best guy on The Bachelorette!

Ali, I know you’re contractually obligated to systematically test-drive all these lame-o guys on the Bachelorette, but what’s the point? Roberto Martinez is by FAR the hunkiest, sweetest and most interesting dude there. After watching you two go on your daredevil date in last night’s episode, it’s obvious he’s the one for you — and if you don’t take him, I will!

Just to help you see the light, I’ve taken it upon myself to list the top six reasons why Roberto, a 26-year-old insurance agent from Charleston, S.C. is the obvious pick to win your heart. Here you go — you can thank me later!

1. He’s super smart.

Not only does Roberto speak Spanish fluently, he also “dabbles in other romantic languages.” Ooh la la!

2. He’s hot!

Seriously, how can you resist Roberto’s tan skin and the charming twinkle in his eye? He’s impossibly cute.

3. He’ll take you dancing!

Remember how Roberto showed you the salsa the first night you met him, Ali? That was adorable…and totally unique! It made him stand out from the rest of the competition.

4. The other guys suck.

Is it just me, or are the contestants terrible this season? Don’t even get me started on the entertainment wrestling Justin Rego (who’s definitely there for the wrong reasons) and Frank “I’m a total nerd” Neuschaefer…Roberto is a nice, normal, charismatic person.

5. He’s creative.

Roberto kissed you for the first time when you were tight-rope walking 20 stories above downtown Los Angeles. It doesn’t get much better than that!

6. He’s genuine.

So many of the other guys bash each other and do crazy things just to get camera-time…not Roberto. He’s doing this to find the love of his life…and he’s obsessed with YOU!

  1. New ‘Bachelorette’ Ali Fedotowsky May Follow In Jake Pavelka’s Footsteps By Appearing On ‘DWTS!’
  2. ‘Bachelorette’ Sneak Peek! Cry Baby John, Go Home If You Can’t Keep It Together For Ali!
  3. Ali — ‘Rated R’ Justin Is On ‘The Bachelorette’ For The Wrong Reasons! Fans Say: DROP HIM NOW!

Email me! | Follow on Twitter | Become a Facebook fan


Follow on Twitter | Become a Facebook fan