There's No Way K-Stew Will Beat Out Sandra For Best Female Performance At The MTV Movie Awards!

Sun, June 6, 2010 11:25am EST by 92 Comments

Don’t shoot the messenger! I think Kristen Stewart deserves to win just as much as you do — but Sandra Bullock is totally taking home the sympathy vote!

Sorry, Kristen Stewart. You totally rocked in the Twilight Saga: New Moon, but I don’t think you have a chance of beating Sandra Bullock for Best Female Performance June 6 at the MTV Movie Awards!

For starters, Sandra, 45, totally has America’s support after divorcing her cheating husband, Jesse James, and swapping her big man for a little one — adopted son Louis Bardo Bullock. Secondly, let’s not forget that Sandy actually won an OSCAR for said role in The Blind Side. Lastly…do you actually think Sandra would walk the red carpet if she wasn’t absolutely guaranteed to make her big comeback to society with more than one (she’s accepting the MTV Generation award) major win? Right.

So, we’ve established that SB is going to be the comeback queen, but who else will take home the coveted moon man trophies?

In the Best Kiss categories, K-Stew, 20, is clearly going to be a winner (she’s nominated twice, after all). However, her make-out session with real-life BF Rob Pattinson was MUCH hotter than the lip-lock she laid down on BFF Dakota Fanning in The Runaways — so R-Patz & K-Stew, you totally have my vote for sexiest onscreen smooch!

As for Biggest Badass Star, dudes like Channing Tatum, Chris Pine, Rain and Sam Worthington are SOL — there is NO ONE, and I repeat, NO ONE more badass than Angelina Jolie! I mean, who else could shimmy into a latex Tomb Raider costume like Angie, 34? Exactly. None of these guys!

In the Global Superstar category, well, Twilight will win once again — I suspect R-Patz is slightly more popular than his co-star Taylor Lautner — but in my heart of hearts I’m rooting for Johnny Depp. He’s my icon, but then again, I’m also older than sixteen.

Best Movie? Need we even ask this question? Although I personally loved Alice in Wonderland, and would be overwhelmed with sweat if Tim Burton’s epic film won, there’s no contest. Avatar, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and The Hangover and totally losing to New Moon. You Twi-hards (and there’s a LOT of you) wouldn’t have it any other way!


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Posted at 10:31 PM on June 7, 2010  

Kristen won. Don’t ever go against the Twilight nation. You’ll only lose.

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Posted at 6:58 PM on June 7, 2010  

well it happened;)) k-stew win:)

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Posted at 6:52 AM on June 7, 2010  

Yeah that “Rainism” song is no joke some of his fans are like crazy devoted. I knew from the moment I saw that post about Angelina and the words “Rain(whoever that is)” that the sh*t was going to hit the fan lol. But this post kind of makes up for it plus he won so some of the madness should slow down on this site.

Congratulations Rain =)

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Posted at 11:28 AM on June 6, 2010  

Rain is Best,i love Rain forever,the king of world

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Posted at 4:43 AM on June 6, 2010  

Love Rain forever!

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Posted at 3:39 AM on June 6, 2010  

Who the f**k is Rain??

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Posted at 11:29 AM on June 6, 2010  


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Posted at 7:01 AM on June 7, 2010  

That response is so unnecessary. Your suppose to inform the ignorant(not meant to be derogatory) not insult them.

Celia google/youtube Rain there is a ton of information about him if you really want to know why ppl are losing their damn minds over this man

Have fun searching =D

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