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EXCLUSIVE! Find Out Why Ke$ha Is The #1 Dodgeball Target In LA!

Wed, April 14, 2010 2:01pm EDT by 1 Comment


Ke$ha definitely took more than one for the team at the LA Dodgeball Championship in Los Angeles April 12. Apparently being a celebrity isn’t good for everything!

There are definitely perks that come with being a celebrity — unless you’re playing dodgeball, that is. Pop star Ke$ha found out the hard way that fame doesn’t help when you’re playing ball — in fact, it made her the main target!

“Ke$ha did make it down to the final few standing, but for the most part she was the main target. She really took ’em for the team,” an eyewitness at the LA Dodgeball Championship tournament at the Staples Center April 12 told exclusively of the hour-long battle. “People were totally like, ‘We have to take her down! She’s a celebrity…she’s asking for it!'”

But even when she was under attack, the 23-year-old “Tik Tok” singer kept her game face on and helped her team — ‘What Would Jesus Dodge’ — take the second place prize!

“She put herself out there. She definitely brought something to the table, in terms of skills,” our spy raved. “She was totally an asset to the team.”

Even though she didn’t take home the ‘Golden Chicken’ trophy, we totally think Ke$ha and her team should have won first prize for ‘Craziest Team Costume.’

Reported our insider, “On the WWJD team, the guys wore black booty shorts with white button-down shirts and priest collars.They were sporting barb wire stick-on tattoos on their foreheads, a la Jesus’ crown of thorns. A couple guys even had red paint on the side of their face like blood!”

As for the girls, they “kind of did the Catholic thing too. They were wearing short mini skirts, like cheerleaders, and white button-up shirts. Ke$ha wasn’t wearing the skirt though. She was wearing shorts that were so raggedy that they were raveled up half one of her butt cheeks.”

Now there’s a shocker. Ke$ha in a crazy costume? Her fashion choices are enough to make her a human target!

–Kirstin Benson

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